The long anticipated announcement of the winners of the Three Stooges Edition OTB Caption ContestTM has arrived.
1st, Katewerk: Mindful of the electoral success of a former body builder turned politician, Democratic Presidential hopefuls practice bicep curls and clean and jerk, in preparation for the 2004 “Air Mr. Universe” title.
2nd, Stephen Green: When chosing from potential suitors, Dick Gephardt always says, “I’m from Missouri. You’ve got to show me.”
3rd, Alan: [offscreen voice:] Bachelor Number One, can you show the audience *your* Lou Ferrigno impression?
