Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, February 21, 2005 · 1 comment

The Pineapple Under the Sea Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Reuters/Handout

The Winners

First: Crerar – Milton Bradley unveiled its revamped version of the Game of Life where players are able to select a college, choose a career or get same-sex married.

Second: Laurence Simon – “I think Squidward needs to lay off the hormone supplements.”

Third: McCain – Gertrude’s menage a trois experience did not live up to her wild fantasies.

Honorable Mention:

caltechgirl РWhy didn̢۪t I get a costume? Don̢۪t you know I̢۪m Sandy Cheeks?

Myopost – Spongebob: How comes it then that thou art out of hell?
Patrick: Why this is hell, nor am I out of it.

Jay Tea – “Don’t ask, don’t tell” meets “Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.00.”

Rodneys Bottom of The Barrel

SB: “That’s Life”
P: “What’s Life?”
SB” “A board game”
P: “Where do I get it?”
SB: “At the toy store.”
P: “How Much does it cost?”
SB: “10 Dollars”
P: “But I only have 5 Dollars.”
SB: “That’s Life.”
P: “What’s Life?”
SB: “A board . . .”
After listening to Sponge Bob and Patrick every day for three years at the toy factory, Audrey, went home and ate her young.

“I always thought the Sponge was supposed to be placed between the prick and the cervix.”

The ThursdayMonday contest has already started.