Caption Contest Winners
The “Just Call me Dick” Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
This was either a more challenging contest or a less inspirational contest
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The Winners
First: John Burgess – “I don’t know how I got talked into pollinating the freaking lotus again!”
Second: Donald Sensing – What the? According to Mapquest I should be at the giant Buddha now! Man, I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuequerque!
Third: Hodink – “My stick is bigger than your stick.”
Honorable Mention:
Alex Knapp – Best visual metaphor for relationships ever.
Alan Kellogg – You’d better be real good, little man.
Kenny – “I can’t believe I drew Q-tip duty again.”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“Just call me ‘Tex,’ Ma’am, you can drop the ‘Ko’ part.”Armen knew by the time he reached his target he would be the appropriate size, after all, he HAD taken Viagra, and he WAS a lawyer.
The 
Thursday contest has already started.
