Chad Johnson Gets 30 Days in Jail for Butt Pat

The former NFL wideout formerly known as Chad Ochocinco will spend a month in jail for patting his lawyer on the fanny.

Superhero Movie Actor Comparisons: Who Pulled Off Superman, Batman, Spiderman, and Hulk Best?

Who was the better Superman: Christopher Reeve or Henry Cavill? Who was the better Batman: Michael Keaton or Christian Bale? Who was the better Spiderman: Tobey Maguire or Andrew Garfield?

Films Based On Marvel Comics More Successful Than Those Based On DC Comics

Films from the House of Spiderman have grossed more than those from the House of Superman. But that’s mostly because of ticket price increases.

Cool Infographic – Evolution of Superman’s “S” Shield

Superman’s famous shield changes from 1938 to present.

Federal Judge Dismisses Pennsylvania Lawsuit Against NCAA Over Penn State Sanctions

Set backs for Pennsylvania in its effort to reverse the NCAA sanctions against Penn State, and a new lawsuit from the Paterno family. The Sandusky story returns.

Obama Waging Psychological Warfare on Americans, Says Crazy Doctor

Dr. Keith Ablow lays out the case that President Obama is conducting psychological warfare on us.

Disney Raises Theme Park Prices

Yesterday, I noted that the theme park business is booming and suggested that, based on how crowded the parks are, Disney should raise their prices. It turns out that they had done just that the night before.

Alabama Wins Another National Championship . . . in Golf?

The University of Alabama men’s golf team joins the football, softball, gymnastics, and women’s golf teams as national champions.

NFL Tax Exempt Status Means They Pay More Taxes

No, the NFL isn’t a non-profit. Yes, it pays massive amounts of taxes.

Jean Stapleton,TV’s Edith Bunker, Dead At 90

Jean Stapleton, an accomplished stage and screen actress who achieved entertainment immortality playing opposite Carroll O’Connor as Archie Bunker’s long-suffering wife Edith, has died at the age of 90:

America’s Problems Solved, Congress Now Wants To Change The Redskins’ Name

Apparently, our biggest problem in America is now the name of an NFL franchise.

You Got Your X-Men in My Avengers!

Fox and Disney are in a legal fight over movie rights to a minor comic book character.

Mount Everest Crowded, Littered with Corpses

Fifty years after Edmund Hillary’s historic ascent, Everest is crowded with guided tours and littered with the corpses of inexperienced climbers.

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Kevin Williamson: Hero Or Menace?

What is the appropriate response to someone who’s acting like a jerk?

Space Oddity, International Space Station Edition

Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield performs David Bowie’s classic “Space Oddity” from outer space.

Bourbon Snobbery

The noted wine critic Robert Parker recently forayed into reviewing bourbon and came under intense fire from enthusiasts of American whiskey.

McCain Going After Cable TV

John McCain is taking a break from advocating yet another war in the Middle East to make war against cable television companies.

Unemployed Journeyman Becomes NBA’s First Openly Gay Player

Jason Collins is gay. Who the hell is Jason Collins, you might ask?

George Jones, Country Music Legend, Dead at 81

Legendary country music singer George Jones has died, aged 81.

Famous People Die Young Unscientific Study Finds

Famous people may die sooner than the rest of us. Then again, they may not.

Superman Turns 75

Today is the 75th anniversary of Superman.

Brittney Griner is Gay and No One Cares

Prominent female athletes have been able to be openly gay for decades. Why can’t their male counterparts?