10 responses to “Take Your Baseball Loyalties To The Grave”

1. 

   John Burgess

   May 3, 2013 at 1:10 pm

   Bet you haven’t seen my patent application for a process to apply affiliation logos for all sports teams, social clubs, universities, religious organizations, and your most re-tweeted tweet on your casket! And through the miracle of photo-reduction, we can even fit it all on an urn.
2. 

   John Peabody

   May 3, 2013 at 1:48 pm

   Oh, I was in a funeral shop’s “showroom” (face it, that’s what it was), and it had plenty of logs on urns for ashes. All the local sports teams were available.
3. 

   CSK

   May 3, 2013 at 1:48 pm

   Many years ago, wasn’t some Texas rancher buried in his Cadillac, because he so loved the car? And I’ve heard of Star Trek fans being buried in their Star Fleet uniforms. May the farce be with you.

   Oh, well. I guess whatever floats your…coffin.
4. 

   Stormy Dragon

   May 3, 2013 at 2:16 pm

   I don’t intend to be buried at all. A human body is too useful to let it go to waste by just burying it in a hole in the ground.
5. 

   Mikey

   May 3, 2013 at 2:43 pm

   @Stormy Dragon: I want to go to a body farm. I’ll nourish the flora and fauna, and help educate police and anthropologists too.

   I want to become part of the ongoing cycle of life, not be embalmed and buried in a thick wooden box that keeps me isolated from everything until the Sun burns out. If the body farm thing doesn’t work out, I’ll be cremated and my ashes scattered to the four winds.
6. 

   Franklin

   May 3, 2013 at 3:10 pm

   Doug’s probably written it into his last will and testament that he gets to wear that stupid hat to the grave.
7. 

   Jeremy

   May 3, 2013 at 6:28 pm

   Best prank ever:

   1 – Knock Doug unconscious
   2 – Put him in a coffin
   3 – Have him wake up, think he’s buried alive
   4 – Have him escape, turn around, see the Boston Red Sox logo on his casket.
   5 – ???
   6 – PROFIT!
8. 

   Jeremy

   May 3, 2013 at 6:29 pm

   Also, is it just me, or is the link broken?
9. 

   Franklin

   May 3, 2013 at 8:14 pm

   You click the links?

   /yes, it’s broke
10. 

    trasloco-internazionale

    May 13, 2013 at 2:08 pm

    Bell’articolo, molto utile! Stavo facendo le mie belle letture di post pre-nanna, dove lasciare qualche commento, con la speranza di ritorni sul mio blog, quando ho letto questo articolo! Grazie delle dritte!!!