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Through 20 years of effort, we’ve successfully trained everyone to use passwords that are hard for humans to remember but easy for computers to guess.

Are The Good Times Really Over For Good?

Watching the news and reading the op-eds makes it clear: America is doomed.

Fear of a Black Spider-Man

Marvel has created an alternate universe in which Spiderman is a half-black, half-Latino teenager. Some people are angry.

Kurt Vonnegut on the Shapes of Stories

Kurt Vonnegut on teaching a computer to write a story.

Milton Friedman v. Michael Moore on Pinto

Fascinating exchange from the late 1970s.

Cornel West is Crazy

Cornel West is a bright and accomplished man. He has his PhD from Princeton and has inspired bidding wars between prestigious universities for his services. But, man, he’s out there.

Eat Your Peas!

If you don’t eat your peas you’ll grow up to be a Congressman!

Roger Clemens Mistrial

A mistrial has been ruled in the Roger Clemens perjury trial and the judge may rule that a retrial would constitute double jeopardy.

Derek Jeter Passes 3,000 Hits For The Second Time

Jeter’s 3,000 hits now “official.”

Film School Bubble

More people are chasing careers in film than there are careers in film. And not just in front of the camera.

American Independence: Time to End the Experiment?

British professor Julian Lindley-French offers a tongue-in-cheek essay for the 4th of July: “American Independence: Time to End the Experiment.”

Wimbledon’s Lines

Tennis’ most aristocratic championship is also its most democratic.

Marilyn Monroe Was NOT a Size 12!

It’s often said that 1950s sex symbol Marilyn Monroe was a size 12. It just isn’t so.

Ann Coulter Calls Princess Diana ‘Anorexic, Bulimic Narcissist’

Ann Coulter explains why she’s not a fan of the late Princess Di: “”I find it a little baffling when Americans get so gaga-eyed over a princess. In particular Lady Di, who was just this anorexic, bulimic narcissist.”

Stephen Colbert PAC Authorized by FEC

The Stephen Colbert Super PAC that began as a satire has now been blessed by the real FEC. What exactly this means is not yet clear.

Why Can Kids See Violence But Not Porn?

Is it worse for a child to see pornography or graphic violence?

John Lennon, Closet Republican?

While his best-known solo effort was “anti-religious, anti-nationalistic, anti-conventional, [and] anti-capitalistic,” John Lennon became a Reagan Republican a few years later, his assistant claims.

Does ‘Go The F- To Sleep’ Encourage Violence Against Kids?

Some people have no sense of humor.

Jack Kirby’s Heirs Suing Marvel

Jack Kirby’s heir are trying to posthumously renegotiate half-century old deals with Marvel.

Brooks Brothers Selling College Gear

The venerable Brooks Brothers is getting into the college apparel business, selling sweaters and polos for Boston College; the U.S. Naval Academy, Auburn, Cornell, Harvard, New York, Ohio State, Princeton, Stanford, and Vanderbilt Universities and the Universities of Alabama, Georgia, Notre Dame and Virginia.

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Gene Weingarten: Branding is Ruining Journalism

Gene Weingarten is not a fan of journalists building a brand.

Obama’s GPS

Florida Today’s Jeff Parker offers this take on President Obama’s Afghanistan “drawdown,” which will culminate in getting American forces down to Bush era levels by the end of 2012.

Jon Stewart vs. Fox News

Daily Show host Jon Stewart spent 15 minutes on yesterday’s Fox News Sunday with Chris Wallace trying to explain why he thinks Fox is a propaganda machine.

Cartoon: US Economic Open

Nate Beeler titles his latest cartoon “The Duffer.”

Samuel L. Jackson Reads “Go The Fuck To Sleep”

Samuel L. Jackson was the natural choice for the audio book version of Go The Fuck to Sleep.

Kasich Proclaims Dallas Mavericks Honorary Ohioans

Apparently, some people haven’t gotten over Lebron James taking his talents to South Beach.

Army Ditches Black Beret For Patrol Caps

After a decade, the Army is reversing the most hideous decision in its long history.

DC Resets Universe Again

DC is once again resetting the clock on its universe and starting all its books over with issue #1.

Anthony Weiner Action Figure

A company called Hero Builders is offering this for sale

Mayor Alec Baldwin?

Actor Alec Baldwin may run for mayor of New York.

James Arness Dead at 88

James Arness, best known as the iconic Marshal Dillon on Gunsmoke, has died at 88.

Shaquille O’Neal Retires via Twitter

NBA legend Shaquille O’Neal has announced his retirement after 19 years as a pro. On Twitter.