DEAN YELL, III
Even the State of the Union hasn’t shut this one down. They had a brilliant spoof of the Dean post-Iowa speech on Don Imus this morning modeled after the Bud Lite commericals. “Mister Third Place Democratic Finisher Whack Job.” Heh.
And Tim Blair has this:
And you know something? You know something? Not only are we going to Noosa Heads, we’re going to Andamooka and Werribee and the Bungle Bungles and Shepparton and Yass! We’re going to Camperdown and Kiama and Naracoorte! And we’re going to Wallaroo and Tennant Creek and Ulla Dulla and Albury! And then we’re going to Canberra. To take back Parliament House! YEEEAAARGH!!
He invites people to compose similar regional satires in his comments section. Among the submissions so far:
You know something, European Union? You know something? Not only are we going to Belgium, but we’re going to France and Germany!! We’re going to Sweden and Finland and Spain!! And then we’re going to The Hague!! To take back the International Court of Justice!! YEEEAAARGH!!!!
and
And you know something? You know something? Not only are we going to Kabul, we’re going to Kandahar and Islamabad and the Teheran and Bagdhad and Tikrit! We’re going to Basra and Mosul and Damascus! And we’re going to Cairo and Jerusalem and Beirut and Mecca! And then we’re going to Ryiadh. To take back the Holy Land! YEEEAAARGH!!
This one has legs.
Added to Duck Hunt #7
” . . . and then we’re going to Cedar Rapids, we’re going to Oelwein, we’re going to What Cheer, Zwingle, Zook Spur, and Buffalo Center! Not only are we going there, we’re going to Waterloo, to Decorah, to Schley, College Springs and Knierim! And then we’re going to Des Moines! YEEARRGGHHH!
“Oh, wait a minute . . .”
And you know something? You know something? Not only are we going to Hobbiton, we’re going to Bywater and Bagshot Row and Great Smials and Buckland and Tuckborough! We’re going to Southfarthing and Bucklebury and Westmarch! And then we’re going to Michel Delving. To take back the Shire! YEEEAAARGH!!
Man- The guy spend 2 years and 20 million bucks then pisses it away in 2.3 seconds.
And you know something? You know something? Not only are we going to Puyallup, we’re going to La Push and LaConner and Chehalis and Wenatchee and Yelm! We’re going to Seattle and Okanagan and Humptulips! And we’re going to George and Blaine and Wahaiakum and Redmond! And then we’re going to Sequim. So I can learn how to pronounce it! YEEEAAARGH!!
(Note: Sequim is how State of Washingtonians determine if someone is a native of the state or not. It’s not pronounced the way it’s spelled.)