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FBI Relaxes Hiring Strictures

Bestiality no longer a deal-breaker.

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CBS News reports: At the FBI, a history of hiring prostitutes or stealing from employer may no longer be a barrier to being hired.

The FBI previously refused to hire job applicants if they admitted to hiring sex workers or stealing from an employer — or engaging in acts of bestiality.

Today, those acts, which are mostly illegal across the country, are no longer automatic deal breakers for applicants to the nation’s top law enforcement agency.

In June, the FBI quietly lowered some of the standards it uses when it conducts background checks on would-be federal agents and other personnel. According to multiple sources briefed on the matter, the FBI did so to facilitate hiring in some cases, even if candidates acknowledged they engaged in sexually deviant activities or stole from an employer.

I will confess to never having given any of this any thought, but will admit that maybe these were reasonable filters.

And, of course, the question of why this is happening springs to mind.

The move comes as the FBI has lost scores of employees through firings, retirements and resignations since the start of the Trump administration.

Ah.

So, maybe coming in like a bull in a china shop and purging dedicated law enforcement officials was a bad idea?

Three additional thoughts spring to mind:

  1. What does it say about the Trump administration that to fill slots they need to relax the rules on theft, prostitution, and bestiality?
  2. Fox News and the right-wing media sphere would have lost their minds with wall-to-wall coverage of this if it had been done by a Democratic administration.
  3. We keep being told that Democrats are a bunch of dangerous pedophiles and deviants, but every time we get much in the way of concrete information in this realm, it is pointed squarely at this administration. I mean, someone they want to hire has to have committed bestiality, yes? After all, why bring it up otherwise?

The ongoing corruption of our system by these people is breathtaking.

I mean, this makes you feel good about these potential hire, doesn’t it?

Under the new eligibility rules, a person who stole from an employer is not automatically disqualified as long as the incident occurred more than three years ago, one of the sources with direct knowledge said. 

The new standards also specifically address applicants who have engaged in past acts of bestiality or animal cruelty – saying they may still be considered for the bureau as long as the incidents took place before the age of 18, the sources said. 

An FBI spokesperson confirmed that some changes to the eligibility requirements have taken place, but claimed they are limited to a narrow set of circumstances, such as in cases where a person was sexually abused with animals as a child.

By the way, I will readily allow the limitations of polygraph tests, and wonder about their efficacy in making these decisions. Still, there is a reason that these specific issues have been changed.

Former FBI agents and attorneys who handle employment issues for agents told CBS News the decision to lower the standards could lead the bureau to hire people with a history of aberrant behavior and points to broader challenges in recruiting qualified applicants. 

“If they are lowering standards, it means the pool of candidates has sufficiently shrunk,” Davidson said.

Mark Zaid, a Washington lawyer who represents FBI agents and is familiar with the bureau’s hiring practices, agreed.  

“How can this not be reflective of a recruiting problem at the FBI if you are lowering your standards on issues like bestiality and prostitution,” he said. 

Only the best, dontcha know.

9 responses to “FBI Relaxes Hiring Strictures”

  1. Well they are competing in the job pool with ICE now.

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  2. I have never fucked a goat, but I have stolen from my employers. So, what does the job pay?

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    1. One goat per annum, and everything you can steal?

  3. Charley in Cleveland Avatar
    Charley in Cleveland

    The GOP in general, and Trump in particular, continue the quest to make Reagan’s campaign bullsh*t come true: “Government is not the solution…it is the problem.”

  4. What about Couch F*ing?

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  5. When I was a teen and lived abroad, I noticed that there were a lot of Mormons in the US Embassy community. I went from not really knowing any Mormons personally to a LOT of families. The US intelligence community used to have a strict “never used drugs” rule, which became a problem for recruitment in the late 60s/early 70s. Thus the high number of Mormons. I feel like the elimination of the “never used drugs” restriction was a good thing.

    This…not so much.

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    1. Particularly since they practically wouldn’t allow you to graduate from college in the 1970s unless you’d at least smoked part of a joint.

      1. Yep, that was the problem. So, so many superbly qualified candidates got tripped up on the “have you ever used drugs” question that it was readily apparent to the powers that be it needed to be changed.

  6. Lowering standards because the pool of qualified candidates is otherwise too small…
    or maybe lowering standards to qualify a pool of desired candidates such as magas who haven’t embezzled in a few years.

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