This is not from The Onion:
A romance novel inspired by Michele Bachmann? Believe it or not, it’s a feminist tome, says the author.
“Fires of Siberia” is a new e-book by Tréy Sager set for release on June 1 that is inspired by the Minnesota congresswoman, in which Bachmann, er, the main character — “Presidential candidate Danielle Powers” — “must confront her deepest self and choose between civilization and a wild, primitive ecstasy” (“the main character bears some resemblance to Bachmann in some physical aspects,” Sager told POLITICO).
Just in time for beach reading season, people!









