Outside the Beltway

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1. John Burgess says:
   Monday, 15 October 2012 at 07:00

   “Wait! What?! Isn’t animal sacrifice blasphemous or something?”
2. Mr. Prosser says:
   Monday, 15 October 2012 at 07:40

   Fetchez la Vache, you idiot, not le cochon de guinea!
3. Phillip says:
   Monday, 15 October 2012 at 08:53

   Founding otter of the Allied Atheist Alliance?
4. KRM says:
   Monday, 15 October 2012 at 09:04

   “What do you mean, “Confession?”
5. J-Dub says:
   Monday, 15 October 2012 at 12:13

   If you don’t know who is to be sacrificed, it is probably you.
6. jd says:
   Monday, 15 October 2012 at 15:14

   They told me this church was open and a-fur-ming.
7. OzarkHillbilly says:
   Monday, 15 October 2012 at 17:40

   Jerbils for Jesus…

   And if I have to tell some one the mis-spelling is on purpose….
8. rodney dill says:
   Monday, 15 October 2012 at 18:39

   @OzarkHillbilly: …coulda gone with Jerboa’s for Jesus.
9. Robert W. Armijo says:
   Monday, 15 October 2012 at 21:52

   “Please, someone help me. I can’t make the hurting stop.”
10. rodney dill says:
    Tuesday, 16 October 2012 at 12:43

    “It was horrible,” recalls woman, “Paul Ryan just ram-rodded in here and started baptizing guinea pigs for a photo op without permission, and this one is jewish.”
11. KRM says:
    Tuesday, 16 October 2012 at 18:12

    “Actually, I’m Marmot.”
12. Robert W. Armijo says:
    Thursday, 18 October 2012 at 18:09

    No one was more disappointed to discover that Hinduism was the one true religion more than Joan of Arc.
13. Robert W. Armijo says:
    Friday, 19 October 2012 at 13:18

    With lighted candle and a prayer begins the Million Muppet March on D.C. Yes, yes to defend PBS, Sesame Street and Big Bird we must from the phantom menace they call, Darth Mitt.