OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Photo By CARLO ALLEGRI/REUTERS
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Someone has to get the obvious one out of the way…
“Don’t go in there, guys. It smells funny.”
Obamacare, 2020
The 2nd part of the GOP’s “Repeal and Replace”.
“Didn’t you get the memo? We’re in white today.”
Have you finished writing those Obamacare regs yet?
And when your done in there Miss Twinkle put the seat back up.
I liked this joke better when we all came out of a car.
It’s never too early to start the 2016 Republican Primary!
rare behind the scenes shot: production of the 2012 RNC Platform
“It’s just not the same since they let women be clowns. Back in my day all 18 of us could have used that at the same time!”
Another San Fransiscan successfully casts her ballot for the Democrat party and higher taxes for the state of clowns.
The inhabitants of hurricane-devastated Staten Island were, in fact, entirely correct in their accusation that the Red Cross had sent in the clowns.
McCain and Graham finally attempt to prove which one is truly more full of…um…er…well, let’s just call it bad itelligence.
Corn?
I thought you said Clown.
That’s one crappy TARDIS.
@Steven L. Taylor: dammit, I was going to go with a TARDIS joke… Sigh.
@David: I am pretty sure that that’s Six.
To risk a joke that maybe only a handful (if that) will get:
“Colin Baker comes to the realization that he was punked by that invitation to participate in the 50th anniversary special.”
@Steven L. Taylor:
I got it!
@Doug Mataconis:
🙂
As long as one person gets it, it is all worthwhile 😉
Doctor: “And it had better be a real sample this time – not just flower-spritz!”
Secession sign-ups are going well
@Steven L. Taylor:
lol
Not as good as the crappy TARDIS, but it’s funny.
“Look clown, you can’t use our restroom unless you’ve been asked to leave a urine sample.”