OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Nun Of The Above Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Nun Of The Above Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Tillman – Ooh, Sister Theodosia is applying her signature Annunciation lock! No pontiff has escaped from that since John XXIII at Bergamo in 1961!
Second: Franklin – In a clever non-denial, the pope states that he shall continue to uphold his oath of celibacy, bar nun!
Third: Moosebreath – Sister, that is not what I meant when I asked you to “lay hands on me”.
HONORABLE MENTION
JWH – “It’s still not too late for you to go to dental school and marry a nice girl from Long Island.”
OzarkHillbilly – Oooooohhhhh…. Is that a Rolex?
Sean Paul Kelley – “Whoa there sister I said join me in the procession, not your life’s confession.”
Paul Hooson – “No, I’m not having a bite from your apple!”
al-Ameda – “Damned groupies!”
HiPlanesDrifter – Three nuns roll the Pope into a bar . . . .
Pinky – Pope-tipping?
J-Dub – left-cheek sneak!
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Palomino! PALOMINO!”
“Yessss my Presssciousssss”
What kind of meat does a Priest get on Friday?
Nun.“Toga toga toga”
“Our Blessed Lady of Acceleration, don’t fail me now.”
“Bless me with water your Holiness.”
“Sorry Sister Mary Heifer, sprinkles are for winners.”
In retrospect, glad I cut the part about her suplexing him into the baptismal font.
Tilman’s entry was indeed masterful…Well done!