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OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Lighten Up, Francis Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Sunday, October 4, 2015 · 5 comments

The Lighten Up, Francis Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.



(David Maialetti/The Philadelphia Inquirer/AP Photo) 2/23

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: David in KC – You’re looking mighty fine in that dress.

Second: DrDaveT – The Pope meets with Kentucky County Clerk Kim Davis and her legal team.

Third: Hal_10000 – The media were surprised and moved by the Pope’s impromptu rendition of “Folsom Prison Blues”

HONORABLE MENTION

RockThisTown – “Your Holiness, please help us. Michelle Obama has put us on a new diet.” (That’s cruel and unusual – rodney)

Paul Hooson – The pope spends a few moments with former priests…

Jeron – Unemployed men getting their blessing! Soon to be joined by John Boehner.

markm – “On a more serious note Padre…..I was framed….”

bill – “what’s your prison bitch name?”

Tony W – “You’re forgiven, and you’re forgiven and you’re forgiven – everyone is forgiven!!!” But no new cars. Seriously, you guys are in prison.

The Papal Indulgence Award

John430 – Pope: “Well Paul Hooson. See what happens to you when you continue with the lame jokes?”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“I have sinned your holiness.”
“….just what do you wish to confess.”
“I drew cartoons of the Prophet Muhammad.”
“God forgives you, Je Suis Charlie.”

Being an avid Arlo Guthrie fan, Francis visits the Group W Bench.

Heavy set inmate: “Hey… You gonna eat your pudding?”

“I was with the Purple Gang…. Can I see a rabbi instead?”

“I wanna be like Boehner and quit what I’m doing now too.”
“You mean quit doing time?”
“Bingo.”

Pope: “Pull my finger.”

For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of god