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The “G” in GOP Must Stand For “Genius”!

Whose bright idea was this mid-term “convention”?

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I have been aware that the Republican Party was planning a mid-term “convention” this summer. It never sounded like a good idea to me, if anything, because the heyday of political conventions was decades ago when they were broadcast live on the networks, and most people watched them (because nothing else was on TV). Moreover, such conventions were focused on the campaign for the presidency, which provided a great deal of focus. Indeed, they only really mattered when they actually chose the candidate, which would be pre-1972.

For those keeping score at home, 1972 was rather a long time ago.

Really, the combination of the conventions being nothing more than official coronations of candidates based on what everyone already knows about the primary outcomes, coupled with cable TV and now streaming, means they have been nothing more than prep rallies/infomercials for decades.

But, I guess when you have an octogenarian president who sees everything in terms of nostalgia (not to mention one who loves to hear himself talk in front of a crowd), a mid-term convention seems like a good idea (or, at least, something you have to do because that’s what he wants).

All of the above is to note that this has always seemed like a bad idea to me (certainly a waste of time and money) from the moment I first heard of it. Moreover, it struck me from the beginning that it was also a strategically stupid move, because the midterms are usually bad for the president’s party and tying the party to Trump directly (which is what such a convention would inevitably do) seemed like a likely own-goal to me.

Let’s check in with G. Elliot Morris to see how Trump is doing with the public.

So, I am sure Mike Johnson’s enthusiasm for Trump being on the ballot in November is well-placed!

Bonus: Johnson states this was all Trump’s idea.

Second bonus: Johnson’s Trump impression is terrible.

The good news for the GOP is, I guess, that no one will be watching because the geniuses in charge apparently did not consult the calendar before scheduling the thing, as Axios reports: GOP convention will battle NFL openers for attention. I guess it makes sense that the same braintrust that didn’t consult a map to see the potential problem created by the Strait of Hormuz failed to note that the NFL always has a Thursday night game to start the season and that this year there will be a Wednesday night game as well!

12 responses to “The “G” in GOP Must Stand For “Genius”!”

  1. Trump to Republican Party:
    “Apres moi, le deluge!”
    (Well, if Trump could speak French, that is.)

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  2. Rallies to El Taco are like Hamberders to El Taco.

    IMO, pollsters should start rating for views on bigotry, hatred, and exclusion. I’m sure El Taco scores high on those with the deplorable base.

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  3. Hahahahaha…this is funny.

    Conventions are a PITA to organize, and they cost a lot of money. This is quite possibly the dumbest way to help in the midterms.

    Trump is not aging well or gracefully. This is probably an attempt to keep him visible without subjecting him to the heightened scrutiny of the campaign trail. An elaborate, expensive, and probably ineffective way to keep him visible…

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  4. Charley in Cleveland Avatar
    Charley in Cleveland

    Owners of a Bullshit-o-Meter™️ are being forewarned that activating the machine during the mini convention will void the warranty.

  5. For those keeping score at home, 1972 was rather a long time ago.

    HEY NOW!!! I’ll have you know that I was 20 in 1972. That’s not all that long ago.

    That’s how you keep the Communists at bay.

    See? Even the Speaker of the House agrees with me. Not long ago at all.

  6. Reluctantly holding out to the end of the clip I see Rev. Mike quoting Newt Gingrich on a permanent Republican majority. He thinks this is automatic because of people moving from Blue states to Red. This will be competing with ethnic demographic shifts that are supposed to automatically create a Democratic majority.

    I had expected that people moving into Red states would shift them Blue. But what I see here in beautiful SWFL is that the people who can afford to retire in FL, and want to, skew GOP. Does seem more of a sorting than a dispersion.

    But, it’s all moot. As Gingrich knows, as Rove knew, the permanent GOP majority won’t be won on demographics, it will be bought.

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    1. There is exactly one relevant red state. The rest, including FL, are just irrelevant.

      https://martinlongman.substack.com/p/when-texas-falls-to-the-dems-thats?r=2jh99&utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web

      This has already happened in VA, it’s on the way to happening now in AZ and GA.

      When it happens in TX, that’s all she wrote.

      And when this happens, it will happen for the whole party nationally, because there is no version of the Electoral College map that works for the Republicans if Texas is not red. This is the day that I began pining for back around 2008, and I just hope to live to see the day that what began with Barry Goldwater and broke through with Ronald Reagan can finally reach its end point and maybe we can stop suffering as a country.

      True there are states like FL that are trending more red, but that only affects HOR. It still only gets 2 red senators and 1 red governor.

  7. presents business card
    “Donald J Trump.. Super Genius”

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    1. @Assad K: I almost posted that clip from Looney Tunes.

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    2. I prefer using Trump’s line that he is a “Stable Genius”, along with a picture of Mr. Ed. Preferably from the rear.

      1. I don’t think horses have asses quite so big as Trump’s.

  8. The vainglorious “we’ll run America for a generation!” is comically like the Democrats’ 2008 smug assertion that Republicans would never win another presidential election.