NPR (“Trump directs federal government to rename Lake Ontario to Lake America“):
President Trump is escalating his ongoing dispute with Canada over tariffs with a new executive order renaming Lake Ontario, which sits between New York and Canada, to Lake America.
The order, which Trump signed Thursday, directs the federal government to rename the smallest of the great lakes “effective immediately.” However, the order also outlines administrative steps that must occur first. He made a similar move last year renaming the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America.
“We have a gulf, and we have a lake, now all we need is an ocean,” Trump told reporters at the Oval Office signing.
He went to blame Canada for the renaming.
“We deal with a lot of people, and people oftentimes they’ll ask me, ‘Who’s the worst to deal with on trade?’ And I said, ‘That’s easy, Canada. They are the worst to trade, and they they feel entitled, and just we can’t have that,’” Trump explained.
Fox News (“Trump floats renaming the Atlantic and Pacific oceans after rebranding historic lake“):
President Donald Trump on Thursday signed an executive order renaming Lake Ontario “Lake America,” then joked that the Atlantic and Pacific oceans could be next.
“As you know, we took something called the Gulf of Mexico, we changed it, and now it’s very routinely the Gulf of America,” Trump said.
“So if you think about it, we have a gulf and we have a lake. Now all we need is an ocean,” he continued. “So maybe we’ll have to change the name of the Atlantic and or the Pacific. Maybe we’ll change them both.”
Why the hell not?
And, honestly, if he’s going to rename one of the Great Lakes after the greatest country in the history of the world, I’m a bit miffed that he chose the smallest one.
