3 responses to “WHY?”

1. 

   Kevin

   November 19, 2003 at 3:35 pm

   #1 – To ensure a visit to old sparky

   #2 – For $20M

   #3 – See #2

   #4 – BALCO/THG

   #5 – To prove how manly they are. They’ve got some serious drinking competitions in the afterlife. This guy’s reputation preceeds him…
2. 

   Paul

   November 19, 2003 at 3:59 pm

   #4 – I believe they call that steroids.
3. 

   Bryan C

   November 19, 2003 at 8:46 pm

   #3 – To correct a very serious disfigurment

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