Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
(Sea Shepherd Conservation Society/Eye In the Sky Magazine)
Winners will be announced Monday
(Sea Shepherd Conservation Society/Eye In the Sky Magazine)
FILED UNDER: Uncategorized, Contests
Eyes on the sky and watch that radar, ladies and gentlemen. We will NOT let the crew of Mothra have the upper hand this time around.
‘Rushing to the Antarctic to save hunted whales, this high-tech Tugboat is known as “Gojira” in Australia, as “Godzilla” in Japan, and as “Little Toot” here in America. Think we’re getting soft?
Nancy Pelosi forfeits her plane privileges with the lost election; but she’s still hoping the Navy will come through for her travel needs.
Yeeks, you never know what you might find in the waters off Palin’s Alaska.
We didn’t quite sink the first one, so as the saying goes: If at first you don’t succeed try try again. mpw
The Sea Shepherd cruises off the coast of Florida where it subcontracts with Rush Limbaugh to protect him from being harpooned when he takes his daily dip.
Pimp My Ride: Aquatic Edition
L. Ron Hubbard is reincarnated and returning to claim the throne of Scientology
The Empire was forced to scrap the new X-wing fighter program when the more fuel efficient version proved unable to take off after an emergency water landing.
Terrorists world wide are booking online for Carnival Cruise Lines jihadist fun ship – Death Stalker.
Iran launches it’s newest warship – the Burqa class, dressed in black and all you can see are its eyes.
SPECTRE’s latest launch.
Paging Captain Nemo…..your ship has arrived….
Ha Long Bay, Quảng Ninh province, Vietnam: Media mogul Elliot Carver is touring the globe showcasing his latest entry into the obscure and mostly useless field of high-cost, private stealth water craft design. Nautical experts agree that this model is just as stupid as the first.
The painting on the bow looks like an Iguana humping Man-Bear-Pig.
1) “The crew of the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society is at the helm of its newest ship: ‘Godzilla’, as it speeds towards a rendezvous point in Antarctic waters with Japanese harpooners; eager to share what they’ve learned, after successfully completing a course in cultural sensitivity on the third attempt.”
2) “Holy Mackerel, Batman! I think we took the wrong boat!”
3) “Robin, now that we’re out…to sea. Beyond Gotham City limits where no one can hear us. I just wanted to let you know, I will never ask. And you never have to tell, okay? But does this Bat suit make me look fat?”
4) “Robin, now that we’re out…to sea. Beyond Gotham City limits where no one can hear us. I just wanted to let you know, I will never ask. And you never have to tell, again, okay? But does this Bat suit make me look fat?”
5) “Robin, now that we’re out…to sea. Beyond Gotham City limits where no one can hear us. I just wanted to let you know, I will never ask. And you never have to tell, again, okay? But does this Bat suit make my ass look fat?”
6) “Robin, now that we’re out…to sea. Beyond Gotham City limits where no one can hear us. I just wanted to let you know, I will never ask. And you never have to tell, okay? But does this Bat suit make my ass look fat?”
7) “Robin, now that we’re out…to sea. Beyond Gotham City limits where no one can hear us. I just wanted to let you know, I will never ask again. And you never have to tell, okay? But does this Bat suit make my ass look fat?”