Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
(Associated Press)
Winners will be announced Monday PM
(Associated Press)
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Once again the Chinese Textile Manufacturing sector represented a truly HUGE part of the US-Chinese Trade Deficit.
Thailand attempts to eliminate its status as a sex tourist destination; renames capital Paonkeik.
Xihua Xi is China’s most popular opera about the history of the world, drawing sold-out audiences every night. This scene represents the United States becoming a country.
Oh, no… she’s gonna SING!!!
After hearing the song, it was determined that the show was over.
If she sings, it’s over.
It was the upcoming lap dance segment that terrified Dan.
Ratings for CBS’ twelfth annual “A Very Special Bill Clinton Birthday Party” were lower than in previous years.
In an effort to appease China, Taiwan agreed to send its 20 fairest maidens to Hong Kong each year …
Chinese diplomats are reluctant to make another ‘peace offering’ after a panda was swallowed whole by the Taiwanese delegation.
See what happens when you start opening McDonald’s in Asia?
Members of the Association of Sumo Wrestlers perform their drag number before an appreciative audience of largely Japanese businessmen.
Lucas was a little concerned about the casting call for Jabba the Hut’s wife, but all went well and — with the help of modern digital editing — viewers will never notice the difference from far, far away.
World famous Sumo wrestler Ozeki Konishiki after an appearence at the Great Japan Beer Festival in 2005.
Apparently, it was the last barrel of beer that did it…. the 12th.
“Theeeeeeere she is, Miiiiiss People’sRepublicof Chiiiiina-a-a-a!”
In an effort to boost flagging morale, Al Qaeda decided to show its troops a preview of the 72 virgins that could be theirs if they just blew themselves up.
Next on Fox: Who Wants to Marry Michael Moore
Due to a bureaucratic foul-up, news about the new USDA food pyramid did not make it to Hawaii.
Hillary Clinton adopts a new style to appeal to Red state voters in advance of her 2008 run for the Presidency.
“SIMON COWELL luv me long time.”
Developing …
Though she smiled bravely for the judges, inside, Gretchen was heartbroken over what she thought of as her “cankle” problem.
“All I’m saying is that suma wrestling for gals is weird. Ok, first, you don’t have a fashion show before the guys’ matches.”
Serverina Vuckovic gets fat and sassy to be crowned the Sumo Wrestler Lady Campeon !
The law of unintended consequences (Exhibit 1): Here is a picture of the 2006 Plaingrass, Texas High School cheerleading squad one year after the state passed a ban on “sexually suggestive cheerleading routines.”
She was voted
Suma Cum Laude.
Roseanne, performing on opening night of her controversial Broadway play “Bitches Wit Chins”
Inside the lovely ladies strutted their stuff on the runway, while outside several hundred “footwear rights” activists protested what they considered “unpardonable cruelty to shoes”.
Marie at her book signing – “I Married a Sumo Wrestler from Hell”
MOOOOOO!!!!!!!!