Well, That Was Sure A Crappy Week
As only it can, The Onion sums up what has been a really crappy week:
“Seriously, can we wrap this up already?” Maryland resident James Alderman told reporters, echoing the thoughts of all 311 million Americans, who have just about reached their weekly goddamned quota for carnage, misery, confusion, heartbreak, and rage. “Because, you know, I’m pretty sure we’ve all had our hearts ripped out of our chests and stomped on enough times for one seven-day period, thank you very much.”
“Man oh man,” Alderman added, shaking his head. “Can you believe this? Can you honestly believe the kind of piece-of-shit week we’re having here?”
According to a new poll by the Pew Research Center, when reached for comment on this week, 93 percent of Americans responded “Okay, enough’s enough here, you have seriously got to be kidding me with this week,” with 84 percent saying “Is it Sunday yet? What? How in the hell are we only at Thursday? What the hell is going on?” and 100 percent of Americans responding “No, no, go ahead, just pile some more horrific shit on this hellish shitshow of a week. Have at it.”
I’m beginning to think there’s something about the third week of April that lends itself to this.
Just consider this:
- April 15, 2013 — Boston Marathon Bombings
- April 17, 2007 — Virginia Tech Shootings
- April 17, 2013 — Explosion at Fertilizer plant in West, Texas kills at least 35
- April 19, 1993 — FBI/ATF raid on Waco Branch Davidian Compound
- April 19, 1995 — Alfred E.. Murrah Building (Oklahoma City, OK) destroyed in terror attack
- April 19, 2013 — Boston shutdown as authorities search for at-large terrorist
- April 20, 1999 — Mass Shooting at Columbine High School
Maybe next year we should all just take the week off.
http://jezebel.com/fuck-this-week-476503887
I checked to make sure this really was from the Onion, because, frankly, “Mr. Alderson” sounds just like everyone in the greater Boston area.
Remember the show “That Was the Week That Was”? This was the week that sucked. Big time.
“April is the cruelest month”
This week so bad that when conspiracy theorist Elvis impersonator was caught trying to poison the president it was considered a backpage news story.
Two of my bosses over the last 8 years have unfortunate birthdays, one is April 19 and one is September 11.
North Korea seemed to take the week off though, or has their crazy saber rattling just been bumped out of the headlines?
Yes but, on the bright side, the Senate did NOT pass a bill that would have expanded and strengthened background checks for gun purchases – god knows it’s too damned hard to purchase a weapon in the country.
From one Laura Mitchell, courtesy of Instapundit:
Eh. I think the whole fertilizer-plant-went-splooie is pure accident/negligence/stupidity.
It may be heartwarming to the porch-cons to have your volunteer firemen run to put out a fire, but when they haven’t been trained to deal with chemical fires, you gotta expect this sort of thing to happen. (Some of the chemical commentary indicate that depending what was stored at the plant, putting water on the fire just made things worse.)
Obviously it’s Hitler’s fault.. His birthday is the 20th of April.
@grumpy realist: Of the volunteer fire departments I know of (family volunteers in several) all of them are trained to handle any unique situations that exist in their area. Training isn’t an issue and in most cases there’s little difference in actual performance between a volunteer force and a “professional’ force. The big difference is the massive increase in costs associated with a “professional” force.
@grumpy realist: Certain events are so big, that even “professional” first responders don’t have a chance. For example, on 9/11 343 firefighters and paramedics were killed on the World Trade Center, and I think we’d all agree that the NYFD qualifies as “professional.”
Another story that might otherwise have gotten more attention outside the-news-week-from-hell is the report issued by The Constitution Project regarding the detainee torture we’ve been committing in this “War on Terror”. But then maybe that’s because we’ve all really known that “Enhanced Interrogation” really was torture all along and it’s not really something people want rubbed in their face at this point. It is interesting, however, that, in the same week as this report was issued, politicians such as Lindsey Graham want to go down that road again with the Boston Marathon bomber, essentially giving the finger to The Constitution Project.
Well, it *is* tax week.
@matt:
Are volunteer firefighters (or professional, for that matter) trained to handle unique situations such as fertilizer plants storing more than 1000 times the amount of reported level of ammonium nitrate? Or is this source incorrect?
http://hotair.com/greenroom/archives/2013/04/20/reuters-west-fertilizer-plant-didnt-disclose-ammonium-nitrate-stores/
@Motopilot: Based on the full Reuters article through your link, with the nearby tank of explosive gas once the dry stuff ignited it was game over with blasts inevitable, and no one had a chance. Texas state had the last clear opportunity to protect warehouse’s neighbors and failed miserably at its most essential function.
@Motopilot: No one is..
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