OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Rodney Dill
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Monday, November 4, 2013
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced after Friday PM. As mentioned previously, the winners and contests this week may be delayed due to travel.
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.
Having had his security check, Metrosexual Man prepare to depart on his flight.
“No Marble boy, I need to check your other marbles.”
Police wanted to have a word with Mammogram Man, offering free breast exams to those watching the New York Marathon.
Hat tip to the above who saw something when I saw nothing…
The police officer declined to search Mammalian Guy when when Mammalian Guy asked, “Hey, you wanna check out my gerbil?”
Police officer: “…so after losing your plan, how much are your rates going up?”
Medicine Man: “I could only get on long enough to get a quote but it looks like it is going up by this much.”
“Put your hands in the air like this … okay now, join me … ‘we are the world, we are the children ….'”
It really is this big.
Meta Man brings a bag of context
Policeman: “Hey, Medical Man says he’s here to fix Obamacare. Shall I let him in?”
Marathon Man says, “Yes, it’s safe, it’s very safe, it’s so safe you wouldn’t believe it.”
Marathon Man says, “No. It’s not safe, it’s… very dangerous, be careful.”
“I demand a cavity search!”
Edna Mode phones in to remind everyone: NO CAPES!
The latest savior of the Republican Party begins his 2016 campaign.
Marathon Man, Marathon Man
He’s ain’t running, just a marathon fan!
Stands by the side, cheers real loud
He wears tights, can see him in the crowd
Marathon Man, Marathon Man.
Terry McAuliffe-man on the campaign trail.
Marathon Man, Marathon Man,
Marathon Man hates Officer Man.
They have a fight, Officer wins.
Officer Man.
Police officer: “Hey Medical Man….what is the lowdown on what the administration meant about keeping your plan?”.
Medical Man: “Wellllllllllll….he misspoke and was quoted out of context. What he meant was if you had a plan you liked, you could keep it right up until October 1st when he thought you should have a better plan. Your premiums should only go up this much.”
If someone who works with chemicals is a chemist, and someone who duels is a duellist, then someone who races must be a TEABAGGER!
Officer: ” OK buddy, just who in the heck are you supposed to be?.”
“I am dyslexic Wanted To Keep My Plan Man….we good?”
Officer: “That’s not I meant when I said,‘Show me you’re nuts.’“
No one can accuse Man of delusions of grandeur.
In Seattle, where he’s now legal, Mr. Marijuana Man is happily one toke over the line.
Marijuana Man shares an encounter with Seattle’s finest.
Super dog pooper scooper man!
Police profile case #1894: Super hero nerd nut that’s never been laid
“It’s a bird!”
“It’s a plane!”
“No, it’s never been laid man!”
Oh, come on. Who downvotes a Spider-Man riff?
@JWH: Now if you did Spidermanbearpig… I’d understand the downvote
A police officer relishes a rare chance to stick it to the Man.