Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, February 16, 2009 · 1 comment

The Frozen, Not Stirred Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AFP/Glyn Kirk)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Cowboy Blob – Hey, Baby, wanna suck down a cold one?

Second: Elmo – Michael Phelps … the lost years.

Third: elliot – This drunk snowman will not harm you, he is not armed.

HONORABLE MENTION

yetanotherjohn – The crowd was small but celebratory in anticipation of greeting Al Gore on his global warming tour.

hpb – Why was the snowman smiling? Because the snowblower was coming.

odograph – Shit, it’s cold.

William d’Inger – With the extinction of his species imminent, Frosty takes one last fling at the beach.

Grewgills – Frosty’s embarrassing cousin Slushy.

charles austin – Al Gore tries out a new look.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

With the loss of Hobbes, Calvin still made snowmen, but with a darker side… as if that was possible.

“Good thing I remembered the sun block.”

“Hmmm… maybe Paris Hilton will wanna snowball.”

“I’m melting… melting… Oh, what a world.”

The Monday Contest only needs a brain.