Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
REUTERS/Andy Clark
Winners will be announced Monday PM
REUTERS/Andy Clark
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Kermit: “I’m headed for the Smithsonian. Where are you going?”
Kermit: “It isn’t easy being green. But being a stowaway is even harder.”
Kermit: “Yup, Miss Piggy got everything but this damn dingy after our divorce.”
Kermit: “My other boat is a tramp steamer.”
Kermit: “Well we got out alive, but I think the chemical dispersant is going to have some side effects, Piggy.”
You know what they say about frogs with big hands, don’t you?
Nicolas Sarkozy takes a well-deserved vacation in Vancouver.
Kermit: “….tastes like chicken… Why do you ask?…. Hey!!!!’
Confused, George joined “Green Piece” thinking he was fighting whales. instead he found himself supporting the “Crossspecies Marriage” movement.
Should hsve read “fighting whaling”
Damn dude, when you said you was going green I thought you meant like Al Gore.
Sixteen hours prior to Bob breaking out in full body warts.
“Sex in the City”–Fire Island version.
“Survivor-The Hamptons”
Chuck was just about ready to make his “Rainbow Connection.”
Umm…I don’t know how to tell you this, but my skin is very sensitive to prolonged exposure to the sun, saltwater and false imprisonment.
You didn’t happen to attend that Glenn Beck Washington, D.C. thingy this past weekend, did you?
You look familiar. Did you attend Glenn Beck’s Washington, D.C. thingy?
Are you sure we have to go through all this trouble just to avoid crossing the Arizona border?
I don’t know how much Miss Piggy paid you, but I’ll double it!
Listen…umm, I hate to be a killjoy. But I think it’s about time we head back, don’t you?
You had me worried there for a second, man. I thought you were a Glenn Beck fan.
I don’t care what people think may think of us. Just take me human.
I’m not sure, but I think you may have found my “G-Spot” – That’s “G” as in GREEN.
Quick, duck! Or start acting like one. I think Miss Piggy just saw us!