“Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a locomotive. Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound — ‘Look, up in the sky,’ ‘It’s a bird,’ ‘It’s a plane,’ ‘It’s …. eh…. Martha… what are you staring at?’ ”
Superman’s Penis Is Too Big For The Cinema
The new Superman film is turning out to be a bigger challenge then anticipated.
The problem is the size of the new Superman’s manhood…that is, his bulge is too big for cinema audiences.
Producers are worried that Brandon Routh̢۪s packet in the new film may put audiences off as it is massive.
Bosses on the film are considering using digital technology to cover up the lunchbox in the new film ‘Superman Returns’.
Speaking to The Sun, a source said: “It’s a major issue for the studio. Brandon is extremely well endowed and they don’t want it up on the big screen.
“We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects.”
