24 responses to “Bonus Caption Contest”

1. 

   Chortle

   January 7, 2005 at 12:07 pm

   “Well, Dick, I get to swear today.”
2. 

   David Harris

   January 7, 2005 at 12:07 pm

   Tired of the constant questions surrounding his health, the vice president helps swear in his new clone.
3. 

   Hermoine

   January 7, 2005 at 12:13 pm

   “My wife is here or I’d beat you at your own swearing game, Dick.”
4. 

   Laurence Simon

   January 7, 2005 at 12:44 pm

   “You got the bookmark to that ‘Jawbone of an ass’ bit, don’t you?”
5. 

   Eric

   January 7, 2005 at 1:10 pm

   Nothing looks more stupid than a white guy waiting for a high-five.
6. 

   Scott_T

   January 7, 2005 at 1:19 pm

   Cheney: So is there a reason you are using a “Bad Girls of the Bible and What We Can Learn from Them” for this swearing in, instead of a King James Edition there pal?

   Especially with your wife here.

   (and yes it’s a real book. :-p)
7. 

   Maniakes

   January 7, 2005 at 1:21 pm

   Same suit. Same glasses. Same haircut. Maybe if I always hold my hand up, people will be able to tell us apart.
8. 

   Tom H

   January 7, 2005 at 1:34 pm

   Uh, Pat your fly is open, I swear. Been taking my advice?
9. 

   Rodney Dill

   January 7, 2005 at 1:47 pm

   Dick:
   I am Dick
   Dick I am
   I’ll watch your swearing in, Dick-I-am

   Pat:
   Do not Say
   F— off and Damn
   I do not like that, Dick-I-am

   Dick:
   I will not curse you
   in the house.
   I will not curse you
   by your spouse.
   I will not say Damn
   here or there.
   I do not say F— off
   anywhere.
   I do not say
   F— off and Damn.
   I do not say them,
   Dick-I-am.
   (underbreath: “So take that A–h—“)
10. 

    Sgt Fluffy

    January 7, 2005 at 2:10 pm

    Leahy:Honest Injun Dick, I will never block another appointee…
    Dick:Good deal Pat, cuz if you do, I swear you’ll lose that hand.
11. 

    Mike

    January 7, 2005 at 2:24 pm

    Repeat after me – Go F–k Yourself!
12. 

    McGehee

    January 7, 2005 at 2:31 pm

    Cheney: “Now repeat after me: I, Patrick Leahy…”

    Leahy: “I, Patrick Leahy…”

    Cheney: “…do solemnly swear…”

    Leahy: “…do solemnly swear…”

    Cheney: “…that I will faithfully execute the office…”

    Leahy: “…that I will faithfully execute the office…”

    Cheney: “…of Vice President Big Dick Cheney’s beeyotch…”

    Leahy: “…of Vice President Big Dick Cheney’s — hey, wait a minute!”
13. 

    reliapundit

    January 7, 2005 at 3:13 pm

    At Patrick’s most recent swearing in,
    He flashed Dick quite a big glaring grin,
    And said with a smirk
    “You’re a neanderthal jerk,
    And in ’08 with Hill’ and Obama we’ll win!”

    Dick swore in the dickhead named Pat,
    Then swore at him and called his wife FAT.
    She said with a sneer,
    “Cause yer built like a steer,
    I forgive you for being a brat!”
14. 

    Rachel Edith

    January 7, 2005 at 3:28 pm

    Marcelle – “Dick, Pat, both of you need to rub this Bible some and then rub your bald heads. I put some Rogaine on it. And Pat, you need to raise your right hand and slap Dick for his potty mouth.”

    Dick – “Marcelle, go f*ck yourself and Pat you a**hole, don’t use it all up!”
15. 

    Brian J.

    January 7, 2005 at 3:39 pm

    In a move that shocked Democrats into inadvertent confirmation, George W. Bush nominated former Pittsburgh Steeler quarterback Terry Bradshaw as Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
16. 

    The Doctor

    January 7, 2005 at 5:46 pm

    “Do you, Dick, take this man, Patrick to be you lawfully wedded husband?”
17. 

    Hodink

    January 8, 2005 at 2:13 am

    Peter, Paul and Mary use a prop and dramatics but no guitars while singing, ‘Who Wrote The Book Of Love.’”
18. 

    Christopher Cross

    January 8, 2005 at 7:01 am

    Cheney: “Big Time.”

    Leahy: “…”

    Cheney: “Say it, Pat.”

    Leahy: *sigh* “Big Time.”
19. 

    Brandon

    January 8, 2005 at 10:55 am

    Vice President Dick Cheney looks on as the Bible begins to sizzle and burn when Senator Leahy lays his hand on it during his swearing in ceremony.
20. 

    Ingress

    January 9, 2005 at 11:34 am

    Swearing in. A whole new light, huh Mr. VP?
21. 

    Cricket

    January 10, 2005 at 9:03 am

    Oh helk. Rodney won. I laughed until I
    cried, and that was at all of the captions,
    but Mr. Dill’s put that asthmatic wheeze into
    it.

    My attempt:

    “Your suit is off the rack, isn’t it?”
22. 

    Ingress

    January 10, 2005 at 11:34 am

    “Dick, you barbarian, tell it to the hand.”
23. 

    Dougrc

    January 10, 2005 at 2:59 pm

    Cheney – Hey, that’s not a Bible…why are you swearing on “Living History”, you dumb f**k?

    Leahy – You serve your god, I’ll serve mine, you twisted a**hole!!
24. 

    Rodney Dill

    January 10, 2005 at 8:46 pm

    Thanks Cricket