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Yes, in Knoxville, TN, Church Avenue and State Street cross each other. The sign sits out in front of a Presbyterian church, just a block or two from the courthouse.
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Time for an OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Tuesday-ish.

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50 responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. peterh Avatar
    peterh

    No amount of image makeover will change the fact that teabaggers are still batshit crazy….

  2. Wyatt Earp Avatar
    Wyatt Earp

    Speaker Pelosi prepares for her next press conference.

  3. Michael Hamm Avatar
    Michael Hamm

    Obama’s new anti-capitalistic, bloodsucking tax czar being groomed for his new position

  4. Clovis Avatar
    Clovis

    Scientists do their part to ensure higher fruit bat populations.

  5. yetanotherjohn Avatar
    yetanotherjohn

    Behold the majestic eagle … as it is passed out of a joint committee with bipartisan support.

    … and then we put the tooth brush back in Rush’s bathroom. (The White House media wars heat up)

    Does the bat fly? No, I fling her.

    I didn’t see that coming.

  6. PD Shaw Avatar
    PD Shaw

    In Transylvania, Even Bats Have Better Health and Dental coverage.

  7. Zelsdorf Ragshaft III Avatar
    Zelsdorf Ragshaft III

    Nancy Pelosi getting a final hair touch up before going on camera.

  8. Zelsdorf Ragshaft III Avatar
    Zelsdorf Ragshaft III

    Michelle cleaning of Barack after a night out.

  9. Lisa T. Avatar
    Lisa T.

    1. Batman: Alfred, a little more to left…a little more…..aaahhhhh — perfect!

    2. Alfred, how many times do I have to tell you – STOP PUTTING MY BAT SUIT IN THE DRYER!

  10. Hodink Avatar
    Hodink

    “I hang out with Meat Loaf. Good times. Me? Just a bat out of hell.”

  11. JSSmith Avatar
    JSSmith

    Despite the sheer optimism on the designer’s part, the new line of My Little Pony was not a hit.

  12. Triumph Avatar
    Triumph

    Manu Ginobili makes amends with his new acquaintance.

  13. floyd Avatar
    floyd

    The “Flying FOX Network” is being groomed for introduction, despite White House opposition.

  14. chsw Avatar
    chsw

    “Owner Joe Snerd grooms Hephzibah VI, this year’s favorite among the working bats breeds.”

    chsw

  15. Zelsdorf Ragshaft III Avatar
    Zelsdorf Ragshaft III

    Worker at Spalding finishes another Louisville Slugger.

  16. Phil Smith Avatar
    Phil Smith

    “I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.”

  17. Wayne Avatar
    Wayne

    Healthcare reform may end up flying but no amount of grooming is going to make it pretty or prevent it from sucking the blood out of you.

  18. Mr. Prosser Avatar
    Mr. Prosser

    Lipstick on a pit bull didn’t sell. How about highlights on bat?

  19. mpw Avatar
    mpw

    Ozzie’s roadie grooms the bat so it tastes great and is less filling.
    mpw

  20. G.A.Phillips Avatar
    G.A.Phillips

    In another fist for multiculturalism, The white House prepares to pardon a Kenyan Turkey this thanksgiving.

  21. G.A.Phillips Avatar
    G.A.Phillips

    err, I meant first, crap….

  22. Stormy Dragon Avatar
    Stormy Dragon

    o/~ Shave and a haircut… two bats o/~

  23. oldwolves Avatar
    oldwolves

    Hearing that the Wall Street Journal had great ‘circulation’, speaker of the house Nancy Pelosi prepares herself to suck dry whatever assets she can, and corner the botox industry.

  24. Maggie Mama Avatar
    Maggie Mama

    It may look like a bat; it may fly like a bat; but it ain’t no Superhero …. kinda like Obamabat …. no make-up artist can cover up his imperfections either.

  25. Maggie Mama Avatar
    Maggie Mama

    Halloween’s over but the First Lady is really more comfortable in her usual costume.

  26. Maggie Mama Avatar
    Maggie Mama

    Senator Reid declared they would pass Obamacare like a bat out of hell and liberal Democrats prepared for the media blitz.

  27. rodney dill Avatar
    rodney dill

    The tooth? you can’t handle the tooth

  28. rodney dill Avatar
    rodney dill

    Fang you very much.

  29. rodney dill Avatar
    rodney dill

    Nice-fur-bat-too

  30. Maggie Mama Avatar
    Maggie Mama

    Aw, just another little bat from Biden’s belfry.

  31. J.S.Bridges Avatar
    J.S.Bridges

    “Don’t get me wrong, Halloween is super fun, and all that – but the after-holiday cleanups are such a chore – even when one has one’s own personal – heh! – batman…”

  32. G.A.Phillips Avatar
    G.A.Phillips

    The new mascot for the Democrat party?

  33. G.A.Phillips Avatar
    G.A.Phillips

    The new mascot for the Democrat party?

    Ya it like sucks out your life’s blood then hangs over your head and poops on you…..

  34. G.A.Phillips Avatar
    G.A.Phillips

    When rats fly?

  35. G.A.Phillips Avatar
    G.A.Phillips

    In another first for multiculturalism, The white House prepares to pardon a Kenyan turkey this Thanksgiving.

  36. G.A.Phillips Avatar
    G.A.Phillips

    Im Bat?

  37. G.A.Phillips Avatar
    G.A.Phillips

    Nancy Pelosi’s tea bag?

  38. G.A.Phillips Avatar
    G.A.Phillips

    P.E.T.A. loves the idea of single payer health care?

  39. rodney dill Avatar
    rodney dill

    Batatouille — coming to a theatre near you

  40. rodney dill Avatar
    rodney dill

    iBat

  41. Rachel Edith Avatar
    Rachel Edith

    “I can see Russia from here!”

  42. FormerHostage Avatar
    FormerHostage

    Keith Obermann finally morphs.

  43. FormerHostage Avatar
    FormerHostage

    What’s the difference between this and Barney Frank?

    One’s a creepy, blood-sucking rodent that craps on the floor, and the other’s a bat.

  44. FormerHostage Avatar
    FormerHostage

    When pigeons go Goth.

  45. DL Avatar
    DL

    when I took the job as bat boy, I had no idea.

  46. elliot ross Avatar
    elliot ross

    As the pets owner, Kevin Charles grooms his little animal. His neighbor calls and wants to know if he can help with little league practice. His wife says, I don’t know, hang on I’ll get him …K.C’s at the bat.

  47. elliot ross Avatar
    elliot ross

    ..he likes getting groomed so much, that he doesn’t even ‘bat’ an eye.

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