20 responses to “CAPTION CONTEST”

1. 

   Chris Lawrence

   May 17, 2003 at 5:22 pm

   The Democratic Party introduces its three candidates to lead the Trilateral Commission in 2004.
2. 

   MommaBear

   May 17, 2003 at 5:25 pm

   We’re all gazing off into the wilderness, looking for a clue!
3. 

   Sean Hackbarth

   May 17, 2003 at 5:50 pm

   Dumb, dumber, and dumberer.
4. 

   Eric

   May 17, 2003 at 6:25 pm

   Some say the trio was never the same after Curly Joe departed. I say, it can always get worse.
5. 

   Harley W Daugherty

   May 17, 2003 at 7:14 pm

   the 2004 lossers gather today in IOWA
6. 

   bryan

   May 17, 2003 at 8:32 pm

   Gosh golly, mom. Look! I’m on Teevee!
7. 

   jen

   May 17, 2003 at 9:19 pm

   Sharpton’s Thought Bubble: I wonder if the redhead would go out with me?
8. 

   Tom Royce

   May 17, 2003 at 10:52 pm

   If that son of a bitch grabs my hand again I will make him feel like Tawana.
9. 

   Brett

   May 17, 2003 at 11:11 pm

   K: “Some very smart people would vote for any of us over Bush, even a vegetarian dude no one has ever heard of, like me. That makes us feel good about ourselves!”
   G: “What Den here says is even true of you, Al.”
   S: “And don’t I know it.”

   [Just throwin’ some partisan rotten tomatoes across the fence, Jim!]
10. 

    Nan

    May 17, 2003 at 11:47 pm

    For four free tickets to “Bowling For Columbine”… name the mannequin!!!
11. 

    Moe

    May 18, 2003 at 1:14 am

    After ten minutes, Sharpton finally figures out what Kucinich meant when he referred to his “new piece”
12. 

    Misanthropyst

    May 18, 2003 at 9:57 am

    When they realized they would always be lining up to board the ‘Short Yellow Bus to Political Fame’, the dour trio glumly considered what might have been…
13. 

    Rachel Edith

    May 18, 2003 at 10:28 am

    Katie chose to eliminate all of the contestants at once and ask for new ones in the bachelorette contest. Walking away, she was heard to ask, “Who’d pick them?”
14. 

    Nick

    May 18, 2003 at 3:40 pm

    Sharpton: “I KNOW you didn’t just say my momma was a Republican”.
15. 

    hotlinking

    May 19, 2003 at 5:56 am

    eh?
16. 

    starship enterprise

    May 19, 2003 at 6:01 am

    what about bob?
17. 

    Katewerk

    May 19, 2003 at 3:47 pm

    The audience settles in anticipation, as the candidates await the opening bars of Riverdance.

    —
    Kate