21 responses to “CAPTION CONTEST”

1. 

   Paul

   May 27, 2003 at 9:59 pm

   Resistance is futile.

   (OK so it was obvious… But I got here first.)

   Paul
2. 

   Hermetic

   May 27, 2003 at 9:59 pm

   Top: “Stop! In the name of love…”
3. 

   Eric

   May 27, 2003 at 10:08 pm

   Ever the competitor, Bill was not content to let Michael steal the spotlight with his purchase of the Beatles music catalog. No, he would one-up Jacko by not only buying the rights to the Supremes, but he would also re-assemble the trio (using, instead, an “upgrade” of middle-aged white men on stools), and put on a show that Steve Jobs would envy, including his own very soulful arrangement of “Stop…In the Name of Love.” Then, who would be the uber-geek? Who, indeed?

   (oops…sorry…I typed this and came to post it before seeing Hermetic’s entry. Really!)
4. 

   Paul

   May 27, 2003 at 10:27 pm

   That was actully my first thougt Hermetic, but some how Bill Gates and “love” just sickened me. 😉
5. 

   michele

   May 27, 2003 at 10:50 pm

   No, I do NOT want to do the Horah again!
6. 

   Steven

   May 27, 2003 at 11:07 pm

   Top one: “I never could do that Vulcan salute thing.”
7. 

   Steven

   May 27, 2003 at 11:07 pm

   Bottom: It’s Geek Night at the WWF!
8. 

   Kevin Aylward

   May 27, 2003 at 11:21 pm

   Bottom pic: At a press conference to announce a new embrace and extend philosophy Bill Gates is stunned to learn from a reporter that the two leaders of the “Linux Users Who Love Microsoft Coalition” seated with him are, in fact, the entire membership of the organization.
9. 

   Jay Solo

   May 28, 2003 at 12:02 am

   Bill Gates demonstrates planned new ‘Virtual Control Rendering’ (VCR) interface for Microsoft Flight Simulator .NET 2006, slated for release in late 2005.
10. 

    Katewerk

    May 28, 2003 at 12:23 am

    Microsoft has announced release of a patch for its new Bill Gates 2003 operating system, after a series of freezes occured during a speech he was giving Wednesday. Company officials downplayed the incident, stressing that at no time was the company founder in danger of a BSOD*.

    *blue screen of death

    Kate
11. 

    KCat

    May 28, 2003 at 2:44 am

    To show how much he likes Apple, Bill does the MACarena.
12. 

    Chortle

    May 28, 2003 at 9:46 am

    “But is is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.”
13. 

    Laurence Simon

    May 28, 2003 at 10:51 am

    “Excuse me, but I need to go drop some attachments in the iLoo.”
14. 

    DaKoz

    May 28, 2003 at 11:38 am

    A little bit softer now . . . A little bit softer now, hey ay ay ay
15. 

    Wayne

    May 28, 2003 at 12:31 pm

    Top Pic: “Hold it…. Whomever here is a multi-billionaire, raise both their arms.”

    Bottom Pic: “Thought so, losers. Now shut up and everyone focus on me, the really rich guy.”
16. 

    Sean Hackbarth

    May 28, 2003 at 2:47 pm

    Bottom pic: Wait, wait. I’m the richest geek here, and I have my bank statement to prove it.
17. 

    Lasting Magic

    May 28, 2003 at 3:37 pm

    “All right, all right. So I was never very good at Rock, Paper, Scissors and I’m still lousy at it.”
18. 

    mtpolitics

    May 28, 2003 at 5:02 pm

    TOP:

    Bill “Heavy G” tells Ballmer, “Sit down and shut up, or I’ll bust a cap in yo’ ass fo’ shizzle.”

    BOTTOM:

    “Bill gets down with his own bad self.”
19. 

    Tiger

    May 28, 2003 at 5:02 pm

    Top: “So when you said I have my thumb up my butt, exactly how do you hold your hand to do that?”
20. 

    Misanthropyst

    May 28, 2003 at 8:30 pm

    Both:

    “So it’s me and McNealy at 30,000 feet, I’m vertical, entering a Hammerhead Stall, weapons clear…”
21. 

    Rodney Dill

    May 28, 2003 at 8:32 pm

    You put your left arm in, you put your left arm out.
    You put your left arm in, and you shake it all about.
    …

    —