James Joyner is a Professor of Security Studies. He's a former Army officer and Desert Storm veteran. Views expressed here are his own. Follow James on Twitter @DrJJoyner.
It’s a very good thing those cameras can’t see who that is down there messing around with MY lower regions…after all, anything Bill can do, I can do better!
Everyone know that Joseph Lieberman was a prankster, but the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee was in stiches when he “let the air” out of Sen. Clinton’s brand new HON® Ergonomic seat. Unfortunatly for her it was caught on tape by the networks.
Saying: “I’m not coming up until the make-up artist makes my face match my picture on the cover of my new book”.
Thinking: What are they laughing about now?
Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy were so involved in their intimate encountere that they did not realize that the Press Corp. had silently filed into the Room.
For once, a story involving “head” and “Clinton” in which no mention is made of Monica.
Complaining about aching knees, Mrs. Clinton gains new respect for the skills of Monica Lewinsky.
“Oh, so this is what interns are supposed to do.”
“Where are those billing records?”
“What’s your opinion, Senator Westheimer?”
Oooh, I like Polibloggers post. It makes a good point without the obvious sexual references — the sign of a good comedian.
“I can’t bear to watch Funny Cide in The Belmont. Go baby, go! Ok, maybe a little peek.”
It’s a very good thing those cameras can’t see who that is down there messing around with MY lower regions…after all, anything Bill can do, I can do better!
Ahhhhhh! You cursed rat, look what you’ve done! I’m melting…melting…
(Wizard of Oz, The Wicked Witch)
Mrs. Clinton wakes up and thinks, “I don’t think I’m in Munchkin land anymore. Why is everything in shades of gray?”
OK, it’s lame, but I tried. 😀
“Peek-A-Boo! Barbara Boxer I see you!”
Can someone raise the level of my throne a bit? I can hardly see.
Everyone know that Joseph Lieberman was a prankster, but the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee was in stiches when he “let the air” out of Sen. Clinton’s brand new HON® Ergonomic seat. Unfortunatly for her it was caught on tape by the networks.
Apparently Senator Clinton AND water both seek their own level.
Saying: “I’m not coming up until the make-up artist makes my face match my picture on the cover of my new book”.
Thinking: What are they laughing about now?
…8…9…10
Ready or not here I come.
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Guys? Hello? Oh Damn not again.
Killjoy was here
“I can’t believe they paid me $8 million, when I was willing to do THIS for only $5.”
Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy were so involved in their intimate encountere that they did not realize that the Press Corp. had silently filed into the Room.
“This administration brings me down.”
“I just wanted to get a feel for hiding in the shadows. My life, as you know, is an open book.”
Can I come out now? Is the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy gone?
Relieved that the terror alert has been dropped to elevated, Sen. Clinton emerges from beneath the desk…