13 responses to “CAPTION CONTEST”

1. 

   MommaBear

   May 31, 2003 at 7:54 pm

   So we like cars…you guys got a problem with that?!
2. 

   Tiger

   May 31, 2003 at 8:05 pm

   Not knowing quite what to do, new pit crew assistant, Mindy Crawford, reverted to skills learned in her last job as an Oakland Raiders Cheerleader.
3. 

   Terry Oglesby

   May 31, 2003 at 8:35 pm

   I don’t know, but it sure makes the old NASCAR saying about racing always having “a little bumpin’ and rubbin’” seem awfully enticing…
4. 

   Cricket

   May 31, 2003 at 9:02 pm

   The Dixie Chicks started their new jobs today. Emilie had a little trouble with the jack, complaining that her banjo wasn’t as hard to lift.
5. 

   Sean Hackbarth

   June 1, 2003 at 1:50 am

   Since his recent suggestion to amend the 22nd Amendment received short shrift, Bill Clinton bought a racing team and hand picked the pit crew.
6. 

   Laurence Simon

   June 1, 2003 at 9:36 am

   “Why does Marsha always get to work on the tires? Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!”
7. 

   Tom

   June 1, 2003 at 9:59 am

   “Got some astroturf in the back for you ladies. If you want to try it?” Anonymous Ex President
8. 

   Rodney Dill

   June 1, 2003 at 11:34 am

   Senator Kennedy, You need to be OUT of the truck for us to change the tires.
9. 

   Chortle

   June 1, 2003 at 7:38 pm

   “Why did the racing car driver make ten extra pit stops during the Grand Prix?”
10. 

    Rachel Edith

    June 1, 2003 at 7:48 pm

    “Well, those boys put the drag in drag racing. The boys-dressed-as-girls pit crew fooled everybody!”
11. 

    jb

    June 2, 2003 at 10:52 am

    “The funny thing is, now that we’ve learned how to fix cars, we’re starting to refuse to ask for directions.”
12. 

    April

    June 2, 2003 at 5:23 pm

    Goshdarnit. I thought the knee-pads were handed out to help us provide another type of service…
13. 

    cj

    June 3, 2003 at 12:43 am

    Anything you can do, we can do better…

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