27 responses to “CAPTION CONTEST”

1. 

   LittleA

   September 8, 2003 at 2:25 pm

   Don’t ask. Don’t tell.
2. 

   jen

   September 8, 2003 at 2:29 pm

   Not a caption…you’ve got an open small tag in your post.
3. 

   James Joyner

   September 8, 2003 at 2:32 pm

   Thanks, Jen–but I actually used the font=-2 tag on captions on purpose.
4. 

   Steven

   September 8, 2003 at 2:56 pm

   “Today SecDef Rumsfeld introduced the newest weapon in America’s anti-terrorism force: the Three-Headed WarriorTM.”
5. 

   jen

   September 8, 2003 at 5:04 pm

   OK, well is it just me or is the font on all posts below this one tiny or not? Something is wrong…
6. 

   jb

   September 8, 2003 at 5:40 pm

   #1) It is generally little known how famous M.C. Escher is amongst Army drill sergeants.

   #2) (with a Japanese accent): Super Mega Attack Marines!
7. 

   Paul

   September 8, 2003 at 5:42 pm

   After years of lowering recruitment standards, drill instructors find they are forced to explain instructions about not stepping on land mines.
8. 

   flory

   September 8, 2003 at 5:44 pm

   The interdependent nature of global military alliances.
9. 

   Hodink

   September 8, 2003 at 7:58 pm

   “Sir, Yes, Sir!
   We act as a single unit now.
   And we will act as a single unit later.
   That’s when we perform sexual misconduct.
   Sir, Yes, Sir!”
10. 

    Timmer

    September 8, 2003 at 9:59 pm

    Isn’t is supposed to be “Roland the HEADless Thompson Gunner”?

    Fare thee well Warren…you’ll be missed.
11. 

    Rachel Edith

    September 9, 2003 at 12:57 am

    “Folks, this is not what I had in mind. Didn’t any of you selectees ever run in a three-legged race before?”
12. 

    Tony S.

    September 9, 2003 at 12:57 am

    #1) I want to be the wheel barrel.
    #2) No, I want to be the wheel barrel.
    #3) No, let me! I want to be the wheel barrel.
13. 

    Hermoine

    September 9, 2003 at 1:02 am

    “Twister” gone AWOL
14. 

    Exek

    September 9, 2003 at 1:25 am

    Last time we buy a French work-out video
15. 

    Rodney Dill

    September 9, 2003 at 7:33 am

    …In news today the NYT claims that the demands for quickness in military response and the dependence on the technology involved have predicated the end of the foot soldier.
16. 

    Rick DeMent

    September 9, 2003 at 8:56 am

    Right Hand Blue!

    Left Foot Red!

    Advanced twister players don’t need the big dots.
17. 

    Matt

    September 9, 2003 at 10:49 am

    WTO protestors practice for the big naked spell-off.
18. 

    jeff

    September 9, 2003 at 1:12 pm

    The Pentagon introduces the new, improved Army of Three concept. The formation also makes an excellent machine gun platform. Forward Ho!
19. 

    Rodney Dill

    September 9, 2003 at 1:55 pm

    The Military “holding down the ground” configuration only took second place in the new David Letterman sequence Stupid Human Tricks as Michael Moore, whose stupid trick is talking, ran away with first.
20. 

    Scott Harris

    September 10, 2003 at 1:07 am

    Companeeeeeey, Harch!

    To the left. Wait, your other left. What? Not you, him. Ah, Hell!
21. 

    Chortle

    September 10, 2003 at 1:52 pm

    Dad reminisces about the military.

    “Hmmmmmm Drucilla loved her S & M. What a great imagination.

    Ahem, uh, I mean … it was very hard work!”
22. 

    Lasting Magic

    September 12, 2003 at 1:46 pm

    Madonna and Britney’s kiss had a profound effect upon the troops.
23. 

    Jeff

    September 14, 2003 at 4:14 pm

    What a Marine thinks cumulative scores on the PT test means.