Caption Contest

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Caption Contest

James Joyner

February 9, 2004

Comments

Time for another OTB Caption Contest^TM.

Write your caption in the comments below.
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31 responses to “Caption Contest”

Kevin

February 10, 2004 at 12:38 am

Age appropriate clothing for an infant OR geriatric rock star.
Moe Lane

February 10, 2004 at 1:10 am

James, I could have quite happily lived my entire life without seeing that photo.
lj

February 10, 2004 at 1:12 am

Fox unveils next year’s Super Bowl halftime show…institutes a one hour delay.
Rodney Dill

February 10, 2004 at 7:26 am

A meek and mild reverend by day, Al Sharpton transforms into the mighty Captain Dreadilocks to stamp out racial disparity in the Democratic Presidential Caucus Process.
Rodney Dill

February 10, 2004 at 7:27 am

“Now where’s that freakin’ sunburst for my Outie!”
Steven

February 10, 2004 at 8:35 am

Photo #324: Yet another example of stuff I really wish I had never seen.
Paul

February 10, 2004 at 9:35 am

Stupid is as stupid does. -F Gump
Mike Van Winkle

February 10, 2004 at 9:40 am

Someone told him that sex sells.
Norbizness

February 10, 2004 at 9:46 am

When I said that we wanted the funk, we definitely didn’t mean THAT kind of funk.
Michael Demmons

February 10, 2004 at 9:53 am

Danny Glover was a BIG baby!
Robert

February 10, 2004 at 10:03 am

After their career tanked one half of Milli-Vanilli became an underground sumo wrestler. The appearance at an award show was used by the record industry to highlight the effect the illegal downloading of music can have on the artist.

However there is no proof that anyone in the world has downloaded any of Milli’s songs.
mark

February 10, 2004 at 10:50 am

Why yes, I am an outie.
Hodink

February 10, 2004 at 11:22 am

James Brown emerges from prison singing, “I feel good! Doo da doodle doodle doo. I knew that I would!”
CGHill

February 10, 2004 at 11:47 am

Janet Jackson: Ridicule Nation 2014
Timmer

February 10, 2004 at 3:53 pm

Once it was revealed that “Captain Diaper” was in reality Joe Jackson, father to Michael and Janet, much of the current celebrity news began to make sense.
Rachel Edith

February 10, 2004 at 4:41 pm

“I just heard it wrong, that’s all.
Kissing babies, you know.
Seemed like I would be the baby.
We all make mistakes.”
Rev. Al Sharpton
Rodney Dill

February 10, 2004 at 4:45 pm

With the tact of an old iron sledge,
Al Sharpton made his case, with this pledge,
He said, “I’m no fool,
Nor establishment tool,
Plus, my heart is as big as my pack-age.”
legion

February 10, 2004 at 5:02 pm

Wow… I didn’t even know Al Sharpton was pregnant. Condi must be so proud…
BA

February 10, 2004 at 5:43 pm

Those damn Jacksons keep getting freakier and freakier.
JW

February 10, 2004 at 9:22 pm

“And that, my friends, is THE bottom line.”
Hermoine

February 11, 2004 at 10:53 am

Babies for Wes Clark
… now defunct.
Definitely puts da funk in defunct.
Bouhaki

February 12, 2004 at 12:05 pm

Yo, I’ll give you
a half time show
you’ll never forget.
Lasting Magic

February 13, 2004 at 10:45 am

“My future wife, Janet Jackson, and I will be the most flashy President and First Lady ever!”
Cranial

February 13, 2004 at 9:36 pm

Why yes, I have started the Prunes only diet.
Rochelle29407

February 15, 2004 at 5:08 pm

WHO you say is full of crap?!
Rodney Dill

February 15, 2004 at 6:36 pm

“Sir, could you tell us what has been the greatest factor to the success of Parliament Funkadelic?”
“Depends.”
Rochelle Siegel Smith

February 27, 2004 at 5:42 pm

No drips! no leaks!! no spills!!! I feel confident in these here Huggies; drier on my tokis than other so called ‘leak-proof’ brands! I’ll belt anyone who disagrees!!
Rochelle Siegel Smith

March 2, 2004 at 6:48 am

Frens, I depends on Depends for mens; dey feels good, dah-dah-daaaah…keeps my tokis dry all day like diapers should, dah-dah…yeeeeeooooow, here comes a ‘wet’ one!