Outside the Beltway

Yes, in Knoxville, TN, Church Avenue and State Street cross each other. The sign sits out in front of a Presbyterian church, just a block or two from the courthouse.
“The Corner of Church and State” by Wyoming_Jackrabbit is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 2.0

Caption Contest

James Joyner
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Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.


Write your caption in the comments below.
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23 responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Mark Hasty Avatar
    Mark Hasty

    Frankie say “this cost lot more than t-shirt.”

  2. Boyd Avatar
    Boyd

    James Carville at his weekly Anger Management electroshock therapy session.

  3. Robert the Llama Butcher Avatar
    Robert the Llama Butcher

    The Borg assimilate Prozac.

  4. norbizness Avatar
    norbizness

    Sweetie! You MUST try this out! Virtually beating the servants is almost as fulfilling as the real thing!

  5. Brett Avatar
    Brett

    Remember Bobby McFerrin, James? I shudder to think how “Don’t worry, be happy” would get “synergized” in a virtual reality environment.

  6. Jess Avatar
    Jess

    “Wow — with the new Virtual Frankie Goes to Hollywood(TM), it’s just like I’m in the band!”

  7. Timmer Avatar
    Timmer

    “When you can come home, flop into your Lazy Boy, and virtually f*** Uma Thurman, well, that’s going to make crack look like a little coffee addiction.”

    Dennis Miller

  8. Timmer Avatar
    Timmer

    If I can just adjust this a little more…c’mon, c’mon, THERE I’ve got backstage at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.

  9. Mud Blood & Beer Avatar
    Mud Blood & Beer

    Roboyuppie.

  10. Chris Lawrence Avatar
    Chris Lawrence

    Atrios (played by Sidney Blumenthal) uses his T-Mobile mind control device to slowly convert Kevin Drum from a mild-mannered liberal to an outright partisan shill.

  11. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    An absolute vision necessity for the liberal presidential wannabe that doesn’t have a transparent rectum.

  12. Rachel Edith Avatar
    Rachel Edith

    Woooo eeee.
    Blogging without a keyboard.
    Just think it!

  13. Hermoine Avatar
    Hermoine

    “Mr. Henley! Mr. Henley! Your car is now ready.
    And, uh, well, we have arranged for your slacks
    to be instantly dry cleaned in the adjoining room.”

  14. Hodink Avatar
    Hodink

    Just Relax
    We’ve got it all in one.
    Politics, sports, sex, TV!
    This is all you need.

  15. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    “I would like to accept the Nobel Peace prize in the spirit in which it was given…
    …Wow, Universal Healthcare…
    …Oooo, Monica, a little lower…
    …Fetch me another beer, Hillary…”
    Bill Clinton, still living the fantasy

  16. Bouhaki Avatar
    Bouhaki

    Some people take the ‘U 2 A POTUS’ banter seriously. One notable example : Howard Dean.

  17. Hermoine Avatar
    Hermoine

    The new answer to terror.
    Everybody on earth gets one,
    along with food and shelter.
    Sit home and just relax.

  18. Rachel Edith Avatar
    Rachel Edith

    “Mr. Watson, come here, I need you.”

  19. Propitious Peanut Avatar
    Propitious Peanut

    Tim loved his slang tutorial. Now he could talk with his daughter. “Repeat after me. Flossy, Shorty, Wickety-wack, Bling bling!”

  20. Hodink Avatar
    Hodink

    “All I’m sayin’ is … it ain’t just my retinal ganglion that’s happy right now.”

  21. Rachel Edith Avatar
    Rachel Edith

    “Some people see things as they are and ask ‘why?’ I dream of things that never were, and ask ‘why not?”*

    *Thanks to George Bernard Shaw

  22. Chortle Avatar
    Chortle

    “New psychic paraphernalia predicts:
    (1)The presidential election will be contentious.
    (2)God will be on one side and the devil will be on the other.
    (3) There will be hanging chads.
    (4) The Electoral College will become superfluous.
    (5) The United States Supreme Court will determine who will be POTUS.
    Oh wait. This is the history machine.”

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