Outside the Beltway

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1. Rodney Dill says:
   Monday, 27 September 2004 at 20:31

   “Elmo from local 251 inadvertantly stumbles across the Weapons of Ass Destruction.
2. Clinton says:
   Monday, 27 September 2004 at 21:56

   This just in: More evidence that crack kills.
3. Dave says:
   Tuesday, 28 September 2004 at 00:35

   “Seems wrong to me, but the instructions clearly show that the toilet handle goes here.”
4. McGehee says:
   Tuesday, 28 September 2004 at 02:04

   “This job bites!“
5. Midgard says:
   Tuesday, 28 September 2004 at 03:57

   With her husband’s life hanging in the balance, the Queen of Brobdingnag suspects that Gulliver doesn’t know crap about CPR or tracheotomies.
6. Moe Lane says:
   Tuesday, 28 September 2004 at 08:24

   They laughed at me at university, the blind fools… but with my Giant Reagan Mecha I’ll show them all! MWAHHH-BAHHH-HAHH-HHAAAHH!!!!!
7. Terry Oglesby says:
   Tuesday, 28 September 2004 at 11:04

   “Bob Smith, IBEW Local 432, was excited when he heard he was going to get to work on a display for the Log Cabin Republicans, thinking syrup might be involved. He has come to regret agreeing to the assignment.”
8. La Femme Crickita says:
   Tuesday, 28 September 2004 at 11:36

   New ad for Coppertone in the Village Voice still a work in progress.

   “I just LOVE fresh buns.”
9. Hodink says:
   Wednesday, 29 September 2004 at 10:36

   “This floss doesn’t work worth a dang.”
10. Pile On® says:
    Wednesday, 29 September 2004 at 18:54

    Big Tex gets hip to the latest fashion craze at this years Texas State Fair….buttfloss.
11. Rodney Dill says:
    Thursday, 30 September 2004 at 08:22

    Due to the use of unemployed Kerry/Edwards campaign workers as marketing personnel, the first Ad campaign for the Rodney Dill Pickle went over less well than anticipated.
12. Pile On® says:
    Friday, 1 October 2004 at 11:58

    Long suspected but never proven Big Tex’s drug problem is finally exposed during a federal sting operation when he is caught on film sniffing crack.
13. Dee Deet says:
    Saturday, 2 October 2004 at 01:24

    “Hey!!! Mr. Behinder, sir. Clinton then Blair required heart work. Not me!”
14. Chortle says:
    Saturday, 2 October 2004 at 01:30

    “Excuses are like asses … we’ve all got em and they all stink. Now, get up!”
15. Rodney Dill says:
    Saturday, 2 October 2004 at 10:17

    Don’t mess with Tex, ass!
16. Paul Anka and Rachel Edith says:
    Sunday, 3 October 2004 at 10:12

    And now, the end is near;
    And so I face the final curtain.
    My friend, I’ll say it clear,
    I’ll state my case, of which I’m certain.
    I’ve lived a life that’s full.
    I’ve traveled each and ev’ry highway;
    But more, much more than this,
    I did it my way.
    Regrets, I’ve had a few;
17. Hermoine says:
    Monday, 4 October 2004 at 09:11

    “Get some Beano, fella.”
18. La Femme Crickita says:
    Monday, 4 October 2004 at 16:39

    Pile On,
    LOL…I am HURTING with laughter. It’s over, man.
    You won.
19. Jeff says:
    Tuesday, 5 October 2004 at 14:09

    Sports-caster-turned-horny-biter Marv Albert sinks to new low by tricking “little person” tie-tack repairman, Toby Teensy, into his web of perversion.
20. Ash Lewis says:
    Friday, 8 October 2004 at 17:12

    I’ll show you smelly breath.
21. Cosby says:
    Monday, 11 October 2004 at 16:31

    Im tired of the 69. I’ll drill ya while ya toss my salad.