James Joyner is a Professor of Security Studies. He's a former Army officer and Desert Storm veteran. Views expressed here are his own. Follow James on Twitter @DrJJoyner.
Bo-Rics haircut – $10.00
Beaded choker – $7.00
Crawling throught sewers at 3:00 AM in the morning to break into a local Bush/Cheney headquarters and rip up up campaign signs – Priceless.
DRUDGE BREAKING: The Kerry/Edwards campaign will stop at nothing to be elected as evidenced by this new Ad featuring the effects of an Al Qaeda “dirty bomb” to play off the fears of the voters.
Headline: Kerry and Edwards flee from museum. When reached for comment the presidential and vice presidential candidates said “we just could’t stay and look at two guys with such bad hair. I mean how could anyone stomach dews like that!” Two hours later when asked about the incident Kerry replied “I actually liked those haircuts before I disliked them.”
AP photographs reveal that Vice Presidential Candidate John Edwards’ physical condition continued to worsen from the smackdown pimp slappin he received from VP Cheney during the last debate.
Participants in the world’s first presidential debate (approx. 10004 B.C.) The guy on the left won on style but, of course, the guy on the right won on substance.
Following a botched firebombing of a Bush Cheney lawn sign, Cletus Clayton and his half brother Jeb “Clayton” Cletus were sentenced to 50 hours community service each and were forced to have their police booking pictures posted along the main walkway in the local mall.
Burning Man’s Most Wanted
Easy, breezy, beautiful. Cover girl.
Coming Soon to Theaters Everywhere: Mel Gibson’s “The Passion of Braveheart“
Bo-Rics haircut – $10.00
Beaded choker – $7.00
Crawling throught sewers at 3:00 AM in the morning to break into a local Bush/Cheney headquarters and rip up up campaign signs – Priceless.
Man on right: You fear me, because my ash is much more evenly distributed than your dirt!
DRUDGE BREAKING: The Kerry/Edwards campaign will stop at nothing to be elected as evidenced by this new Ad featuring the effects of an Al Qaeda “dirty bomb” to play off the fears of the voters.
While “We didn’t start the fire” plays in the back round, mug shots from Woodstock two are displayed in a Republican ad denoting violence on t.v.
***… And all they said was, that bit of halibut was good enough for Jehovah…. (Hint: Monty Python, getting stoned)
*** And now the trick is deciding which is the picture and which is the grafitti painted on it…
***Forget Gatorade… BLOOD…. is it in you?
Headline: Kerry and Edwards flee from museum. When reached for comment the presidential and vice presidential candidates said “we just could’t stay and look at two guys with such bad hair. I mean how could anyone stomach dews like that!” Two hours later when asked about the incident Kerry replied “I actually liked those haircuts before I disliked them.”
AP photographs reveal that Vice Presidential Candidate John Edwards’ physical condition continued to worsen from the smackdown pimp slappin he received from VP Cheney during the last debate.
Grunge Party Candidates. Woman mutters, “The future is unhygienic.”
Mt. Saint what?
Participants in the world’s first presidential debate (approx. 10004 B.C.) The guy on the left won on style but, of course, the guy on the right won on substance.
Following a botched firebombing of a Bush Cheney lawn sign, Cletus Clayton and his half brother Jeb “Clayton” Cletus were sentenced to 50 hours community service each and were forced to have their police booking pictures posted along the main walkway in the local mall.
Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
American taliban, John Walker Lindh goes toe to toe with the Ice Man, frozen in time, only to be reawakened by glacial recession!
Don’t miss out!
Pictures of the newly discovered Dishabille Tribe. W, upon hearing that they were non-Christians with oil reserves, had the society democratized.
“Tuesday night! Celts versus Romans in a spectacular No Holds Barred Grudge Match! Watch it live! Only on Pay-Per-View!”
Due to the Chinese governments restrictive policy on controversial art the rectal insertion of the bullwhip is left to the viewers imagination.
Josh Groban and Neil Young after their visit to Mt. St. Helens.
The Before and After Makeover.