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Caption Contest

James Joyner
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Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.


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Write your caption in the comments below.

Winners will be announced early next week.

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55 responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Sgt Fluffy Avatar
    Sgt Fluffy

    The Gin and Raisins did that?

  2. libs4lunch Avatar
    libs4lunch

    God is she ugly! I think I’m gonna be sick!

  3. Paul Avatar
    Paul

    What the Hell say now?!?

  4. Dougrc Avatar
    Dougrc

    Oh my gawd! The botox wore off!!! Let me go get a bag quick!

  5. Paul Avatar
    Paul

    Your script ate my comment after the bold italic.. weird

    What the Hell did you say now?!?

  6. Louis Wheeler Avatar
    Louis Wheeler

    Please honey, don’t take out the bullwhip.

  7. Micah Avatar
    Micah

    Whoa! The buzz is wearing off. She was gorgeous after that six pack.

  8. Kate Avatar
    Kate

    Yes, Hillary… the wig is perfect. I think it may just work….

  9. Brandon Jaynes Avatar
    Brandon Jaynes

    I don’t WANT to play “guess how many fingers” for it. PLEASE just give me a little more money!

  10. Gary Avatar
    Gary

    THK: I don’t care! Get in there and fetch my paddle!

  11. Allan Guyton Avatar
    Allan Guyton

    “Tell me you didn’t insult Laura Bush again…please, I’m begging you…”
    “Of course not, dear”

  12. Mark Avatar
    Mark

    Teresa! You know better than that. Of COURSE I have a real job!

  13. Allan Guyton Avatar
    Allan Guyton

    “Tell me you didn’t insult Laura Bush again…please, I’m begging you…”
    “Of course not, dear”
    *fingers crossed*

  14. Anjin-San Avatar
    Anjin-San

    Why not have a caption contest with Bush drooling in the third debate? This sort of thing is kind of low budget for this otherwise excellent BLOG.

    On the other hand, I can see why you would want to take the focus off of GW’s dismal record 🙂

  15. KipEsquire Avatar
    KipEsquire

    I should have dated Hillary when I had the chance…

  16. Exek Avatar
    Exek

    “Oh yeah those conservative bloggers where right she does look a lot like Tootsie.”

    and

    “Oh boy the things you marry for money and lifetime supply of ketchup.”

  17. Jays Avatar
    Jays

    Keep going John…remember…BILLIONS!!

  18. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    “Why can’t I be strong like Dubya???, Well why can’t you be nice like Laura?…oops…sorry.”

  19. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    “You promised Michael Moore he could be Secretary of What??”

  20. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    “Of course I got a flu shot you big dolt. Just what were you thinking?…”

  21. LarryA Avatar
    LarryA

    “Please don’t talk, please PLEASE don’t talk”

  22. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    “NO TERESA! The flu shots are for high risk persons, not high maintenance.

  23. Elizabeth Southern Avatar
    Elizabeth Southern

    “Don’t beg John, just get in the plane and take your pants off!”

  24. INBB Avatar
    INBB

    Oh Dear, I forgot to bring the ketchup.

  25. Moe Lane Avatar
    Moe Lane

    A shot at the Presidency! Honey, you’re so thoughtful.

  26. d anderson Avatar
    d anderson

    john,which hand do you wipe with. next time try using toilet paper.

  27. MichaelW Avatar
    MichaelW

    “Teresa. For the love of God and all that is right in this world will you PLEASE keep your mouth SHUT until Nov. 3rd?”

  28. Bithead Avatar
    Bithead

    Oh, my God… I did THAT for MONEY?

  29. Phil Davis Avatar
    Phil Davis

    God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change…

  30. Tony Avatar
    Tony

    [silently to himself] What the F### was I thinking!

  31. Dodd Avatar
    Dodd

    Honey, um, yeah, so, er, I, uh, well, it’s like this… do you think that, you know, maybe you could not make any more speeches or, like, public statements for, oh, I don’t know, the next two weeks? Maybe you could take a trip to, you know, visit you family? In Mozambique? Whaddya say?

  32. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    “So you asked. How do you get Laura Bush into a size 3 dress? You said the answer is you take the ‘C’ out of Truck and the ‘F’ out of way. Hmmm I still don’t get it. This wouldn’t be another of you tacky jokes is it?”

  33. IR Avatar
    IR

    Damn it, still there…It worked on “I Dream of Jeannie.” What am I doing wrong?

  34. Elizabeth Southern Avatar
    Elizabeth Southern

    “Please God, make me a man!”

  35. David Fowler Avatar
    David Fowler

    Caption “Oh goody…I get to drive the SUV!”

  36. Lasting Magic Avatar
    Lasting Magic

    Laura and Dubya try out their Halloween costumes.

  37. McGehee Avatar
    McGehee

    “What? Joyner’s going to use a picture of US for his caption contest? Oh, I hope Rodney Dill wins!”

  38. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    I would laugh McGehee, I don’t mind being picked on, I’ve done it myself when I thought it was funny, but I just don’t get it. I don’t expect to even place this time I’ve already seen five captions (not yours) I like better than any of mine.

    – The Gin and Raisins did that?

    – Teresa! You know better than that. Of COURSE I have a real job!

    – I don’t WANT to play “guess how many fingers” for it. PLEASE just give me a little more money!

    -“Please don’t talk, please PLEASE don’t talk”

    – Caption “Oh goody…I get to drive the SUV!”

    I do have another song rewrite ready if anyone posts a picture that looks like it could be Kerry singing. I guess I’ll have to do something with it before election day any.

  39. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    Here is what John sees.
    https://drjjoyner-cmlud.wpcomstaging.com/archives/5262

    (Thanks McGehee for making me think of this one)

  40. Helen Avatar
    Helen

    THK: I divorce you. I divorce you. I….
    JFK: Please, don’t! If you divorce me, I’ll be cash and kerry again!

  41. Cricket Avatar
    Cricket

    “What is she hiding behind her back?”

  42. Cricket Avatar
    Cricket

    “John, I have a ballot in my hand. Guess which way
    I am going to vote!”

  43. BrooklynJon Avatar
    BrooklynJon

    “I have no idea how my fingers got glued to my chin. Honest.”

  44. Rachel Edith Avatar
    Rachel Edith

    “Flat tire, huh? Well, it’s ok. My wife’s other plane is a broom. ……. Oooooops. Hi honey.”

  45. Hodink Avatar
    Hodink

    “You want to play Truth Or Dare? Love, I’m not sure how that goes. Either way, I’m thinking that I don’t desire to play. This could be very bad for me.”

  46. Pat Avatar
    Pat

    Now Scotty! Beam me up NOW!!!!

  47. Maggie Avatar
    Maggie

    Please…..please….please…Teraaaaazah.
    Just a little more money for ads in New Jersey and Hawaii…….

  48. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    “Whatever you do, Teresa, don’t turn around. Rodney Dill is right behind you and he has a camera.”

  49. Cricket Avatar
    Cricket

    “I am practicing my prayer stand for the televised
    campaign revival we are having later on.”

  50. Dingo Avatar
    Dingo

    “Well, honey, most people would say that being First Lady is important enough. You would make a great Secretary Of Defense, to be sure, but let’s talk about this on the plane to watch Boston win the World Series, ok?”

  51. G Avatar
    G

    [thinking to himself] “In all of my rambling at the interview did I flip-flop on issues again?”

  52. G Avatar
    G

    I always screw these interview things up!

  53. G Avatar
    G

    Maby I can warm my hands up in those pants!

  54. G Avatar
    G

    What is she going to make me do if I don’t win the election?!?

  55. G Avatar
    G

    I like to hols my hands under my armpits and smell my hands like this!

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