The Skip To My Loo Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Wyatt Earp – “Whatever you do, don’t ask for shitake mushrooms!”

Second: Charles Austin – Stalls are bourgeois and were destroyed in the cultural revolution.

Third: brainy435 – Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie had to scrap their original reality show, The Bulimic Life.

HONORABLE MENTION

Charles Austin – No Peking, Beijing.

RODNEY’S (AT THE) BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Don’t get the number two. That stuff will go right through you. – yetanotherjohn

Photograph by: Steven Shi
Restaurant fixtures designed by: Yew Shi Ting – John425

Illegal Immigrant Jobs American’s Don’t Want To Do #137: Ex-Lax Tester. – Rodney Dill