The Gov.-elect Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

The winners:

1st: Terry Oglesby, “Oh, lord help me, I actually won.”

2nd: Chortle, “As my first act, I have appointed
Jay Leno Press Secretary.”

3rd: Mercutio, “Arianna just groped ME! “

Thanks to all participants.

The Democratic Candidates Edition is still open.