12 responses to “Early Front-runner for Headline of the Year”

1. 

   gVOR08

   February 25, 2015 at 12:23 pm

   To no one’s surprise, apparently alcohol was involved.
2. 

   Moosebreath

   February 25, 2015 at 12:33 pm

   “It wasn’t me — the urine was transported to just in front of my pants!!”
3. 

   CSK

   February 25, 2015 at 12:52 pm

   This story calls for that image of Picard performing a face palm.
4. 

   Mikey

   February 25, 2015 at 1:20 pm

   @CSK: Ask, and ye shall receive.

   https://blog.uber.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/picard-facepalm7.jpg
5. 

   Stormy Dragon

   February 25, 2015 at 1:36 pm

   He obviously misunderstood what Picard meant when he kept calling Riker “Number One”.
6. 

   al-Ameda

   February 25, 2015 at 2:39 pm

   Two things:
   (1) I was surprised that this did not take place in Florida
   (2) Fortunately, no gun was involved
7. 

   Mikey

   February 25, 2015 at 3:04 pm

   @al-Ameda:

   Fortunately, no gun was involved

   Mr. Faux-Picard might beg to differ…
8. 

   J-Dub

   February 25, 2015 at 4:30 pm

   engage.
9. 

   OzarkHillbilly

   February 25, 2015 at 6:28 pm

   True story:

   Monteagle TN cop: “Did anybody else pee out here?” while looking at a puddle of piss 10 feet in diameter and an inch deep.

   Me: “Oh no sir, just me.” and on the cuffs went.

   I figure he was jealous ’cause anyone with a bladder that big MUST have a penis to match.
10. 

    ernieyeball

    February 25, 2015 at 6:29 pm

    The judge said she was taking the “unusual course” of imposing a conditional discharge based on his mental health issues.
    “That is not to reduce the severity of what happened, but (due to) the particular circumstances of this individual,” she said.

    Apparently this court is not bound by mandatory sentencing.
    What a relief for Mr. Clinton.
11. 

    OzarkHillbilly

    February 25, 2015 at 6:37 pm

    @Mikey:
    “This is my rifle,
    This is my gun.
    One is for fighting
    The other’s for fun.”
12. 

    DrDaveT

    February 25, 2015 at 6:42 pm

    @Stormy Dragon:

    He obviously misunderstood what Picard meant when he kept calling Riker “Number One”.

    Early front-runner for Comment of the Year.