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Florida Headlines Of The Day

Doug Mataconis
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Two headlines from the one state in the Union that seems to be giving us the most bizarre news these days:

Llama Busts Loose In Florida, Subdued With Taser

and,

Tranquilizer used to capture Florida kangaroo on the run

Seriously, guys, what the heck is going on down there?

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5 responses to “Florida Headlines Of The Day”

  1. John Burgess Avatar
    John Burgess

    We just can’t raise boas and pythons fast enough. Nor alligators or crocodiles. Snowbirds are absolutely no help as predators.

  2. CSK Avatar
    CSK

    You don’t want to get too close to a llama. They spit green slime–and they have a long trajectory.

  3. OzarkHillbilly Avatar
    OzarkHillbilly

    Boy. If that is how they treat llamas and kangaroos down there, I wonder what they do to Democrats?

  4. rudderpedals Avatar
    rudderpedals

    @OzarkHillbilly: I wonder what they do to Democrats?

    See my avatar? Before I moved here I used to like Robert Redford.

  5. EddieInCA Avatar
    EddieInCA

    15% Los Angeles + 15% New York City + 70% Alabama = 100% Florida.

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