Frank J has some suggestions for Bush’s re-election ad campaign.
Black and white picture of John Kerry with ominous sounding music.
ANNOUNCER: Kerry likes to tout his military record in Vietnam and belittle Bush’s National Guard Service in Alabama but…
Picture of evacuation of Saigon.
ANNOUNCER: Fact: We lost in Vietnam, and that country is now ruled by Communists.
Picture of happy looking southerners.
ANNOUNCER: Fact: Alabama was protected during the seventies and now has a stable – albeit crude – democracy.
Fade to black.
GRAPHIC: Re-Elect George Bush – He fights battles we can win.
Heh.
