12 responses to “From The Department Of Really Bad Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas”

1. 

   James

   February 11, 2014 at 6:31 pm

   Take out a life insurance policy on her and the night will be complete.
2. 

   al-Ameda

   February 11, 2014 at 6:48 pm

   Attention Fiction Writers
   Attention Fiction Writers
   
   Please give up, go home, get a another job.
   You cannot compete with reality.
3. 

   CSK

   February 11, 2014 at 7:52 pm

   Because nothing, absolutely nothing, says “I love you madly, darling” more than “Let’s spend Valentine’s Day planning your funeral, sweetie.”
4. 

   rudderpedals

   February 11, 2014 at 8:02 pm

   The Valentine sure to remind your lover of a death in the family or that time she was served with legal process. She’ll never forget.
5. 

   mantis

   February 11, 2014 at 9:06 pm

   Sexy.
6. 

   rodney dill

   February 11, 2014 at 9:33 pm

   “….and I’m not getting her anything else until she uses the gift I gave her last Valentines…”
7. 

   bill

   February 11, 2014 at 9:35 pm

   gee, towards the end of my marriage i could have seen it!
8. 

   OzarkHillbilly

   February 12, 2014 at 9:33 am

   Irony is dead.
9. 

   grumpy realist

   February 12, 2014 at 12:43 pm

   All right, who confused the Onion again for a real newspaper?
10. 

    Anderson

    February 12, 2014 at 1:08 pm

    So in the picture, is she actually looking down at the funeral-insurance policy he’s giving her?
11. 

    Pinky

    February 12, 2014 at 1:21 pm

    This is brilliant marketing. The kind of guy who has “no idea” what to get his gal on Valentine’s Day could actually be tricked into doing this.
12. 

    grumpy realist

    February 12, 2014 at 5:28 pm

    @Pinky: I hate to say it, but some of the guys I dated in my earlier years would have been this clueless…..