“I’ve heard of people being killed playing ping-pong — ping-pongs are more dangerous than guns.”—Incoming Texas State Representative Kyle Kacal (R-District 12).
He also said: “Flat-screen TVs are injuring more kids today than anything.”
Well, then.
(BTW, I am pretty sure that “Ping-Pongs of Death” was an episode of Doctor Who during the Pertwee era).









