Via the BBC: Puppy thrown at German biker gang.
A German student “mooned” a group of Hell’s Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.
The man drove up to a Hell’s Angels clubhouse near Munich, wearing only a pair of shorts and carrying a puppy.
He dropped his shorts and threw the dog, escaping on a bulldozer from a nearby building site.
Wait. What?!
Really?
“What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell’s Angels is currently unclear,” a police spokesman said.
Indeed.
And in case you were wondering: “The puppy is now being cared for in an animal shelter.”
