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George Michael Pleads Guilty to ‘Unfit Driving’

James Joyner
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Pop singer George Michael has pled guilty to “driving while unfit through drugs.”

Is it okay to drive if you’re unfit from eating too much and watching a lot of TV? I sure hope so!

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  1. markm Avatar
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    Jeeze, if he’s not out driving in an unfit manner he’s hunkered over in some shady men’s restroom off of the nearest interstate. What a guy.

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