18 responses to “Herman Cain Releases Bizarre New Video Involving Apparent Goldfish Murder”

1. 

   Gold Star for Robot Boy

   March 1, 2012 at 4:37 pm

   This man actually led in polls.
2. 

   Eric

   March 1, 2012 at 4:40 pm

   …
3. 

   michael reynolds

   March 1, 2012 at 4:45 pm

   I miss him so much.
4. 

   Doug Mataconis

   March 1, 2012 at 4:47 pm

   Imagine there’s no goldfish…….
5. 

   DRS

   March 1, 2012 at 4:55 pm

   Is that kid stoned?
6. 

   anjin-san

   March 1, 2012 at 5:02 pm

   Yet another sideshow freak in the GOP circus. Maybe Cain can dust Levi Johnston off and bring him out for his next message.
7. 

   Tsar Nicholas

   March 1, 2012 at 5:17 pm

   Are Godfather’s pizzas laced with LSD??
8. 

   Ernieyeball

   March 1, 2012 at 5:32 pm

   Murder(?) of a goldfish? I thought that was reserved for the premeditated killing of one human by another.
   Maybe you should be a lawyer for PETA!
9. 

   Burt Likko

   March 1, 2012 at 5:48 pm

   Yes, little girl, it turns out I actually do have some questions. Let’s begin.

   1. What the hell were these people smoking?
10. 

    Ernieyeball

    March 1, 2012 at 5:51 pm

    Is that kid stoned?

    Maybe not. But I’ll bet she shows up to Girl Scout Troop meetings.
    https://drjjoyner-cmlud.wpcomstaging.com/indiana-republican-declares-war-on-girl-scouts/
11. 

    Neil Hudelson

    March 1, 2012 at 5:57 pm

    First: I don’t think Cain understands what “harming” animals means… “Naw, we just suffocated it for awhile. Probably multiple times to get the right shots.”

    “Yes, we broke that dogs legs to make a point, but we put them in a cast afterwards, so no harm was done.”

    Second; WT Holy F?
12. 

    Franklin

    March 1, 2012 at 6:09 pm

    So they really couldn’t find a kid that knows how to pronounce words? My 3-year-old talks better than this.
13. 

    Ernieyeball

    March 1, 2012 at 6:27 pm

    Fish are not animals. The 1988 movie The Bear displayed the standard disclaimer that “No animals were harmed filming this movie.”
    I’m certain the actor bears in the movie were eating real fish in one scene.
    I’ve always wondered how those fish felt about that.
14. 

    Jr

    March 1, 2012 at 9:27 pm

    This man was the actually frontrunner at one point……Jesus.
15. 

    Scott O.

    March 1, 2012 at 9:46 pm

    I think I get it. Without the stimulus the goldfish would have scooped the water back into the tank and hoped back in and everything would be fine now.
16. 

    michael reynolds

    March 1, 2012 at 10:07 pm

    @Ernieyeball:
    Those were stunt fish.
17. 

    Ernieyeball

    March 1, 2012 at 11:32 pm

    @michael reynolds: Close inspection of Herman’s attempt at cinema verite reveals 4 or 5 cuts. This could be several stunt fish Mr. Cain had to hire to satisfy the work rules of the Goldfish Guild.
18. 

    de stijl

    March 1, 2012 at 11:39 pm

    I’m actually kind of impressed – riffing off Faith No More’s Epic video.