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In Front of Our Noses: The Dumbest Timeline

A crossover event!

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Source: The White House

The following comparison shot is circulating on social media (I grabbed it here). In it we see not only the ballroom project, but, as ABC News reports, Construction underway on UFC Octagon at White House for Flag Day fights. Not just Flag Day, but also Trump’s birthday. No doubt the planners only learned that bit of trivia after the fact. What a coincidence!

So, on the one hand, there is something very much “dumbest timeline” about having a UFC fight on the White House property. It hardly screams dignified unity or patriotic solidarity. It does not strike me at all as something that helps us all celebrate the 250th anniversary of independence.

It seems worth noting that UFC fans are mainly white males 18-44, which makes this feel a bit like pandering to a segment of MAGA. It is very “manosphere” coded. Certainly, it is rather impossible to call UFC some kind of broadly appealing sport. Baseball is, traditionally, “America’s pastime,” and these days the NFL is probably America’s sport. FWIW, I wouldn’t be happy with either a temporary baseball diamond or a football field on the White House lawn.

Mostly, however, it all feels like an extravagant way for a wannabe king to have a cool birthday while rewarding a political ally (and probably creating a nexus for corruption).

See, for example, Time: How Dana White Took the UFC From the Fringes to the White House.

In terms of corruption opportunities, I noted this via the BBC (White House erects UFC cage ahead of US 250th anniversary celebrations).

The promotion will also offer “high roller” packages for some VIP guests, granting them special access at the event. The UFC did not confirm the cost, but guests will reportedly need to fork out $1.5m, according to respected MMA journalist Ariel Helwani.

I’m sure people paying $1.5 million for special access to an event at the White House are merely superfans of the sport

The UFC said it will not profit from the event, according to its parent company TKO Group Holdings, with president Mark Shapiro saying the show is “an investment for the long term”.

The White House has hosted recreational sports and events in the past, but the UFC’s show will mark the first professional live sporting event to take place on the grounds.

This is just one huge subsidized promotion event for UFC. Even if the federal government isn’t spending any money on this (which I doubt), Trump is giving White and UFC massive amounts of the kind of free publicity that could not be otherwise purchased. It is Trump using federal property and imagery as a gift to a friend.

This all screams the notion that Trump thinks he owns DC as long as he is president. All of this reminds me of this piece by Don Moynihan that I had been meaning to share: Scenes from a personalist regime. I recommend it in full, but I warn the reader that it will make you some combination of nauseated and angry.

13 responses to “In Front of Our Noses: The Dumbest Timeline”

  1. It’s all just so . . . odd. Trump and McMahon go waaay back. Apparently, no one wanted to associate with MMA in the early days, but Trump hosted several big events at the “Trump Taj Mahal” and helped promote the sport.

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    Jay L. Gischer

    So, they are selling a 1.5 million high-roller package and they say they aren’t making money off it.

    Ummm….

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  3. Isn’t Trump doing the bread and circuses thing backwards? Gasoline is up, steak is $20 per pound, and he wants to stage gladiatorial fights at the White House. Controlling inflation and healthcare costs would do more for you than these events full of sweaty muscle guys in my opinion, Mr. Trump. No disrespect to people who are into sweaty muscle guys intended.

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  4. From the Guardian:

    The No Kings movement has announced a nationwide event on 14 June, directly counter-programming Donald Trump’s 80th birthday celebrations and a Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) bout on the south lawn of the White House.

    The centerpiece is a 90-minute concert at New York’s Town Hall featuring entertainer Bette Midler, songwriter Patti Smith, actor Jane Fonda, musician Rufus Wainwright and commentator Joy Reid – streaming free nationwide, while local groups host watch parties across the country. The event is co-presented by the Committee for the First Amendment, a coalition of artists and cultural figures, and frames the US’s 250th anniversary as a moment of democratic reckoning.

    Even in this dumbest of timelines, there are vestiges of the saner universe trying to redirect us back to some semblance of what we all recognize as right and good.

    What say we do all we can to ensure more attention, focus, and energy (we live in an attention economy I’m told) is given to this counter-programming than to the UFC stupidity Trumpism is subjecting us to?

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  5. Just randomly wondering how the press would treat literally any other president who threw himself a massive party (just redoing the grass after this nonsense will cost $700,000) in the middle of a war he started.

    It’s all so inexcusable and infuriating.

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  6. Oh, he now wants to issue a commemorative $250 bill (you read that right) with his ugly mug on it.

    When I collected notes and coins, I came across some ungainly ones. I’ve never before come across a bank note I’d call ugly. It’s also a good time to go cashless.

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  7. @Kathy:

    It’s also a good time to go cashless.

    If there is an upside to a Trump bill in a $250 denomination it’s that there’s no reason for a typical cash drawer to stock them. I’d probably have to go to a bank before one of these ugly bills would find its way into my wallet.

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  8. @Scott F.:

    The Mexican government likes to issue commemorative currency and coins. The former are special editions that go into circulation for months or a year, the latter are precious metal coins meant to be collected. none have ever featured the sitting president or any living person.

    Hell, you want a commemorative $250 note no one will use as currency, make an illustration of the signing of the declaration of independence (though that’s already on the $2 note), or a group portrait of Washington, Franklin, Jefferson, Madison, etc.

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  9. Come to think of it, doesn’t the Queen appear in all Sterling notes?

    The one major difference is the United Kingdom is a monarchy and a democracy, not a republic, and the monarch isn’t supposed to be political.

  10. @Kathy: Now it’s the King. But yes, very, very different, as he is the ceremonial head of state, not the head of government.

  11. But we’re supposed to believe the reason Trump wants a helipad at the White House is his concern for the beautiful lawns being burned by the downdraft.

  12. To be fair, it is customary to have entertainment at a child’s birthday party.

    And June is Pride Month, so sweaty, half-naked men performing on the White House lawn seems like an appropriate celebration.

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  13. @Ken_L:

    So he’ll pave over the lawn in order to save it. Par for the course.