OTB Caption Contest Winners
The When It Rains, It Pours Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The When It Rains, It Pours Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First(tie): Donald Sensing – “How bad do I want to soak the rich? Worse than this!”
First(tie): Mr. Prosser – “Joe said what?”
Second: al-Ameda – “God, I’m really, really, sorry if Mitt Romney is offended by my attacks.”
Third: Allan Bourdius – New fundraising gimmick for the President: $3 gets you a shot from ten paces with a super-soaker.
HONORABLE MENTION
Moosebreath – Think you can hide, Mitt? Peek-a-boo!
Doug Mataconis – “I could’ve had a V-8!”
Herb – I never meant to cause you any sorrow….never meant to cause you any pain. I only want to see you laughing in the purple rain.
jd – Technical difficulties force President Obama to resort to his new PalmPrompter
mannning – There are none so blind as those who will not see.
Robert W. Armijo – Obama during a practice presidential candidate debate with a Mitt Romney stand-in.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
I thought Nixon sweat a lot
face palm – When your political opponent retired from the company three years before he left it.
14,442,831,998,128… 14,442,831,998,129… (jees, Why does Joe alway want me to count to 15 trillion every time we play Hide and Seek.)
Obama: “Dear Lord, you aren’t going to rain on my big speech are you?”
God: “Barry… that isn’t rain.”
The Thursday Contest is giving Orson Welles nightmares.
