Outside the Beltway

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1. Miss Wisconsin says:
   Monday, 7 January 2013 at 06:31

   “Thanks to Obama and Holder, Santa WILL be getting us what we want for Christmas”
2. Vast Variety says:
   Monday, 7 January 2013 at 08:23

   Kirk became distressed and realized he must have left behind a copy of the “Twas the Night Before Christmas” when the Enterprise received this Christmas greeting from Sigma Iotia II.
3. OzarkHillbilly says:
   Monday, 7 January 2013 at 08:52

   Bonnie: “I didn’t know Santa was a member of the NRA.”

   Clyde: “I didn’t know we had been good this year.”
4. OzarkHillbilly says:
   Monday, 7 January 2013 at 08:55

   Santa gives the CEO and COO of Goldman-Sachs their X-mas presents.

   “No,” he said, ” they weren’t good boys and girls this year, but at least this way the rest of America will be able to tell who the real crooks are.”
5. stonetools says:
   Monday, 7 January 2013 at 09:29

   ” Ho ho ho,
   Merry overwhelming force Christmas, boys and girls”.
6. Fog says:
   Monday, 7 January 2013 at 09:31

   “Just let some hippy sonavabitch TRY to take the CHRIST out of THIS Christmas.”
7. John Burgess says:
   Monday, 7 January 2013 at 09:39

   All I wanted for Christmas was my .22 with teeth. But then, I wondered, “Why not upsize? Santa’s paying for it, after all…”
8. Mr. Prosser says:
   Monday, 7 January 2013 at 11:50

   Predator kept smiling and laughing because its new, special camouflage was bringing in new and tasty treats.
9. jd says:
   Monday, 7 January 2013 at 14:17

   What he really asked for was a “Bonnie set of Clydesdales.”
10. John425 says:
    Monday, 7 January 2013 at 15:35

    Hugo Chavez plays Santa Claus while getting medical psychiatric treatment in Havana.
11. Jc says:
    Tuesday, 8 January 2013 at 07:44

    Coming to a theatre near you – Santa Claus, in “The war on Christmas 2” – This time it’s personal
12. Michael Hamm says:
    Tuesday, 8 January 2013 at 09:15

    Upset with Chicago government indifference, Santa employs his Naughty/Nice list to combat violent crime in the “Windy City”.
13. Gaz says:
    Tuesday, 8 January 2013 at 11:26

    After letting it slip that he knew where all the bad girls lived……Santa needed to hire some protection.