OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM.
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“Everyone say ‘Most Embarrassing Funeral Moment Ever!'”
It’s true, blonds really do have more fun.
Guess who’s sleeping on the couch tonight?
Obama: Hey Michelle, look at me!
Michele Thought Bubble: Note to self, Bo will need to make room in the dog house.
“He never helps hold the camera when I take a selfie!”
“If I take this ridiculous selfie maybe I can get rid of this pushy Swede so Dave and I can get some quality time.”
“Nope, still haven’t erased my Anthony Weiner pics.”
@Doug Mataconis:
Well… technically it may have been surpassed by the sign language interpreter.
Tone Deaf at a Funeral
And this is Michelle on the potty – age 3.
How can I make a funeral about me?
peking o paintings, here’s the new NSA velvet Elvis. The eyes do follow you wherever you go. And the microphone works, too.
So you just touch here and the website will come up with insurance quotes just for … dammit, it crashed again!
Michelle thought bubble: “Whoever did this seating chart is soooo fired . . .”
I’m so awesome that you must have a photo of me to remember me by. Right Michelle?
A great brain, a great Dane, a great pain & a great ball & chain.
Obama: the exception to the rule that pictures don’t lie.
“Closer, closer . . . . I’m feeling a chill.”
I also think it’s a visual, with a Michelle thought bubble … “knuckleheads”
“See, here I am shaking hands with Raul Castro, and promising him access to the same intelligence that Edward Snowden had.”
Camera fitted with special whale-eye lens for over-sized egos.
Selfies break some men but make others.
O Death, where is thy sting?
Which of these things is not like the other?
Barry was enjoying himself until he noticed Michelle muttering Revelation verses under her breath.
“Must…maintain…dignity….of…the eve–oh come on, that guy’s just flailing on stage.”
“Women and children can afford to be careless, but not men.” — Don Corleone
There he goes again showing off photos of kink night..
Look, look, checkitout, the first lady in a thong!
Hey, look! Your sign language interpreter is on mugshots.com!
Greetings:
And we say to ourselves, we’re wonderful, wonderful, oh so wonderful we are.
“Well… Michelle keeps sayin’ I’m going to Helle.”
From right to left: American Goth Ick.
Who says it’s lonely at the top? Well, maybe Michelle.
“I’m going to ask this sign interpreter guy to head my Obamacare computer program….Nothing can go wrong there!”
This week all of Paul Hooson’s jokes will be written by that fake sign interpreter guy….
“Phony sign interpreter? Paul Hooson is a phony joke writer!”
Obama takes a “selfie” to demonstrate his need for admiration from world leaders.
President Obama’s popularity has fallen so low that he needs to “crowdsource” for admirers.
Come on Michelle, get with the program.
Michelle- “If he says he wants danish for breakfast I’m flying home alone”.
Come on Michelle, this foursome would do wonders for my ‘foreign relations’ experience!
President Obama turns Mendela’s funeral into a ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’.
“Wait, let me turn the Blackberry this way so you can see it better. This is one of the back of Michelle looking in a pastry shop window yesterday.”