OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
REUTERS/KCNA
Winners will be announced next weekend.
REUTERS/KCNA
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced next weekend.
No, Fearless Leader, apparently the Americans do this with needles. We’ll aim for his left leg this time.
North Koreans Pooping On Bluebonnets
Ooof, heart burn. Who ordered the pizza? Execute him immediately.
What do you mean our scientists say we can’t build missiles as big as the S Koreans? Execute them immediately!
@Doug Mataconis: I HATE constipation! Execute my proctologist immediately!
Right here is where we will dig the field latrine. Get right on it, Kim Luk.
“No, no, I do not gain joy from this. Feed the rest of his family to the wolves as well.”
“This is where we put the golf course & it is not too sandy! Find a way to fix it or die!”
“Get Rodman here. I need wise counsel for where to build my palace.”
“If we build it, they will come?”
“O Supreme Dude . . . . that’s like 2 miles from here.”
Guys, did you ever just think that what we’re doing here is really stupid?
@Doug Mataconis: Maybe OTB needs a Photoshop contest. Mmm, on second thought …
If you want a picture of the future of North Korea, imagine a pudgy Kim Jong-un squatting on a human face — forever.
Charlie still doesn’t surf.
Just marking my territory, like a cat. A fat black cat.
North Korean Science Proves Dark Colors Not Slimming
@Franklin: A Photoshop contest would be great. Put Dennis Rodman somewhere way in the back – Crouching Tyrant, Hidden Drag Queen.
A location is chosen for the People’s Space Effort Trampoline.
North Koreans would be pooping on bluebonnets … if there weren’t a shortage of them.
OK, men, take a really good look. Is this not the coolest hair style you have ever seen?
Kim Jung Un prepares to lead both loyal members of the Korean People’s Army into battle.
The Supreme Leader drags his only two confidants after the last purge out into a field. “I have constipation,” he says.
Dude on the far right is trying to figure out if he, his cohort and the Supreme Leader are arrayed in an scalene or isosceles triangle.
@Pinky:
Shut her down, Pinky just won the thread.
“WIPERS!!!”
@Pinky: Well played, sir.
Soldier with walkie-talkie: ” His Excellency orders you to release the
KrackenRodman!”Kim Jong Un: “I sliced left, about 200 yards off. Put it down as a hole-in-one.”
Kim: “My new estate castle will have my private privy right here on this spot. Put down a mile marker and list it as a veneration stopover.”
“No, dagnabbit, the sheriff is a ni(CLANG)!”
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning…smells like victory.”
So, you’re telling me that in the United States they will pay $200 on ounce for grass?
Clean up, aisle leader
@Pinky:
“Crouching Tyrant, Hidden Drag Queen.”
Perfect.
The latest remake of Kagemusha, set in modern times, was only a moderate success outside North Korea.
Kim to radioman
“Please announce to the country I have just passed the 2015 domestic budget.”
North Korean leader Kim Jung Un demonstrates the squat thrusts that every citizen of his country will be required to perform each morning.
It was all fun and games until I took one to the knee.
“Feed my barber to the dogs!”
North Korea’s greatest secret weapons? A biplane…A few firecrackers….And a playing card and a clothespin on bicycle spokes….
North Korea’s biggest hit song? ….”Who Let The Dogs Out….On My Uncle”.
They say that black is ….well, the new black…
A chip off the old family block…
It’s hard to follow in your dad’s footsteps…..But, this guy is doing a bang-up job there!
Way back when in ’47,
Grandad was lost in a Juche high.
Sweet things from Yalu so young and willing,
Moved down to Pyongyang, where the hell am I?
Hey Kim Jong-un, no, we can’t dance together.
No we can’t talk at all.
Please take me along when you slide on down.
Hey Kim Jong-un, that’s DMZ land.
He wants to relive the fall of Seoul.
It’s hard times befallen the Seoul survivors,
We think he’s crazy, this crap is growing old.
Hey Kim Jong-un, no, we got nothing in common.
No, we can’t talk at all.
Please take me along when you slide on down.
The Nodong-1, launched from Musudan-ri,
Make tonight a wonderful thing.
No, we can’t dance together.
No, we can’t talk at all.
In an alternate universe his doppelganger runs a neighborhood convenience store…..
Sometimes some people act like real Communists…..
Kim Jong Un: “We need to get a little closer to the blast zone.”
Soldier with binoculars: “But Glorious Leader, we are already in deep kimchee.”
Yes, it could be Dennis or someone from an 80s hair band time travelling to meet me.
One’s a dictator bent on world domination, running a one party system, censoring and controlling the media, misusing a huge military…..Well, I guess Vladimir Putin and this guy are pretty much all the same….
Some guys just have a way of making al Qaeda look like bleeding heart liberals….
A former girlfriend of Kim Jong Un was machine gunned and her relatives all sent to prison for her doing a sex video…..It’s sure tough being a porn queen in North Korea…
Q: Which country sure makes products from South Korea look good?
A: North Korea….